INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

ass-wiping instructions

patronizing and/or obvious instructions

Humble Worker: "I just thought you'd want to know that docID # 1390882 in the database won't convert to PDF."

Jackass Supervisor: "Did you tag it as a conversion error?"

Humble Worker: "Um, yeah... I don't need ass-wiping instructions."

by Humble Worker March 10, 2011

weapon of math instruction

The quadratic equation, as defined by a t-shirt from Cal-Poly.

Crazy J got a "weapon of math instruction" t-shirt from a former student who now attends Cal Poly.

by rojo April 22, 2004

Unclear Instructions

This 2 words started on the internet in Blogs or something similar that were very, very stupid like: "How to jump" or "How to read" on Steam. So It was so stupid that people start writing these type of commentaries: "Unclear Intructions, ..." It most used for Guides that his steps are very very easy.

How to read: You did it!

Guy: Unclear Instructions, eat the toster
Guy2: Unclear Intructions, get cock stuck in a tree
Guy3: Unclear Intructions, eat hard drive

by Pipor January 14, 2017

Instructions

A series of commands someone is ordering you to do

Follow these instructions!

by Darkness666 November 2, 2020

Instruction

The only word need an explanation.

Don’t follow the instructions.

by 👋🏽 January 20, 2021

Instruction manual

Speaking of which, have you seen that video of Reagan from the 60s? Where he outlines the rhetoric used by the "communist actors?" It's crazy. You should check it out.

Hym "It's like an instruction manual! He outlines the rhetoric the communists are going to use. He says 'They will come under the guise of "Anti-fascist" ' and-so-on-and-so-forth and it very much parallels the current political discourse. You have the religious baseline
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And then you have Reagan's instructions regarding a counter-narrative which is (word-for-word) the current left-wing position
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And this play on a loop in the media. No real discourse occurs. Reconciliation is impossible. But don't worry about. Just work hard and be friendly. Its just this:
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Except at in incline. It just does that forever. The negative feedback loop. That's what I mean when I say 'negative feedback loop' and they LITERALLY televised the instruction manual for the creation of the loop everyone to see and then they lobotomized anyone who didn't sit in the feedback loop and wait patiently for death. That's the REAL reason they like Regan (The conservatives). He created the feedback loop that keeps their LITERAL narcissistic psychopath God safe forever! You can't keep it safe from me. I'll get to it."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023