woman's intuition

When someone of the female gender is clued in on something that either is happening or hasn't happened yet. Not to be confused with mother's intuition, which only applies to mothers.

From her woman's intuition, Sarah knew he would get fired. Bob just didn't see it coming.

by jessifat January 21, 2009

female intuition

Sugarcoated phrasing of the absolute lack of logic or sense. It's usually rooted on overcomplication.

Girl: Anythig wrong, honey?
Guy: No, honey, I love you
Girl: Just because I feel that you don't love me how you used to...
Guy: How come, baby? I love you more than ever.
Girl: Aww you're so sweet and I know you do... It's just..
Guy: What?
Girl: I don't know... The way you looked at me yesterday... My female intuition's telling me something doesn't belong...
Guy *thinking* *It's gonna be a long night, again*

by Greg Goenczi May 2, 2008

IGNITION day

27th October is World IGNITION day where every female who is above the age of 18 must give an edgy person in their life the gwak gwak 3000

Sarah: hey did you know its IGNITION day?

Belle: oh shit yeah you're right, looks like I have to go give him head

Lauren: Wow you know IGNITION?

by Lawson_is_fish March 8, 2023

Keyless-Ignition

Hotwired car where they key cylinder has been damaged in such a way that it no longer requires a key.

They used the keyless-ignition to start my car as I've still got the keys.

by scotsman123456789 June 15, 2011

Future Intuition

The use of the inner sixth sense in order to determine the future accurately regardless of its unlikeliness.

Dude how did you know that your flush was going to hit?
I read Victor's book on future intuition.

by GrandHustler March 6, 2014

dirty ignition

i have no fucking idea

person 1: "you heard of dirty ignition?"
person 2: "a what"

by bigGayDinosaur January 12, 2022

Intunition

Intuition at a social level: being aware of and sensitive to the needs of others - being ‘in tune’ with them.

Her intunition was highly advanced - she could sense exactly how a person felt as soon as they entered a room, and was able to empathise with them immediately.

by SMiLeY QuEeN May 26, 2018