waving my dick in the wind

Looking stupid or dumb. From The Ween Song, Waving My Dick in the Wind

"So I just sat there in the horse costume waving my dick in the wind"

"Look at Tim, he's waving his dick in the wind"

by P.I. Staker August 4, 2007

salad in the wind

The feeling when you remove your bra

*Le me goes home from school and takes off ratchet ass expensive ass bra*
"SALAD IN THE WIND"

by ohkillem012839271 November 20, 2013

dick flapping in the wind

slang term, i.e. Don't leave me hanging out to dry!
To idle blindly. No direction. Uncertainty.

Well call me and let me know what is up! Don't leave me with my dick flapping in the wind!

by MustangGT September 26, 2005

flappin in the wind

when a vagina is extremely loose that it flaps.

man i hope its not windy today, shelbys gunna be flappin in the wind

by Shelby && Alyssa December 14, 2008

spit in the wind

"Don't spit in the wind" is a commonly euphemized phrase in the USA, out of "Don't piss in the wind," a British nautical phrase with a literal meaning. Both phrases mean "Don't do something self-defeating," in the sense of "If you try to expectorate (urinate), don't do it into (against) the wind or the saliva (urine) will blow back on you in a nasty way."

A futile act is "spitting in the wind." So is a selfless but unheeding act that "boomerangs" or has dire consequences the doer hadn't contemplated, an act that "did more harm than good."

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"You don't tug on Superman's cape /

You don't spit in the wind / *or 'into the wind'

You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger /

and you don't mess around with Jim."

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Popular song, "You Don't Mess Around With Jim", ca. 1972,

James (Jim) Croce, singer/songwriter.

Lyrics copyright (c) EMI Music Publishing (as of this date).

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by al-in-chgo September 15, 2011

doves in the wind

a phrase used to describe a situation when a man ejaculates inside a woman's vagina (or man's anus); the recipient then proceeds to queef (or fart) out the white ejaculate. The sporadic nature by which the white sperm particles are discharged resembles a flock of white doves in the wind.

Guy 1: "Bro, I was fucking my boyfriend yesterday and after I nutted he wanted me to eat his ass. Little did I know he was gonna hit me with them doves in the wind"
Friend: "Okay, but you could have told me that before I let you have some of my soda"

by cumguzzlr69 March 3, 2018

twisting in the wind

refers to a man hanging from a tree as in the old Western USA. Waiting for the other shoe to drop.

While he waited for the jury's verdict, he was twisting in the wind.

by TexasWicca February 28, 2005