Intermission Impossible

the sudden realisation that it would be impossible to make it to the intermission of some kind of theatrical production

within the first 10 minutes of Witches of Eastwick I figured 'Intermission Impossible', and had to figure out an escape plan

by Peter Greenwall March 18, 2013

Mission Impossible

During sexual intercourse, the female lies face down on the bed while the man repels by rope from the ceiling to hit it from behind.

Employee: "What's all that rope for?"
Guy: " I'm planning to Mission Impossible tonight."
Employee: *blankly stares*
Guy: *starts humming the Mission Impossible theme*

by Itschrian January 26, 2018

But my lord, this is impossible!

An exclamation used by Mediterranean ship captains in Medieval II Total War when you give them an order that cannot be followed.

"Yes my lord?"

Proceeds to click on land whilst the ship is selected

"But my lord, this is impossible!"

by Flaminghorse July 30, 2018

Missionary Impossible

When having sex with a girl in the missionary position on the bottom bunk of a bunk bed, hook your hands and feet into the cross bars of the mattress above you so that the only part of you touching her is your cock in her vagina.

Yeah man, she was sleeping so I had to pull a missionary impossible to keep her from waking up.

by P.M. Wang January 14, 2009

Impossible

A word used so people can feel good about giving up.
Nothing is Impossible. Never give up.

Man shall never fly, Impossible.
Man will never walk on the moon, Impossible.
Everything that will be invented has been it is Impossible to go any further.

by Simon the Digger September 9, 2015

the impossibles

the best band on the face of the earth.
listen, love, and lust them.

"holy shit, the impossibles are great!"

by Billy C February 12, 2004

Impossible

"Impossible" originally was defined as something that is completely not possible to be done or completed. Modernly, it is a slang word, that is an adjetive. It is used for tasks that are of extreme difficulty, that one may have not completed. This one must have been the one to call it impossible, though in doubt, of his inability to do it, he knew it was not really impossible; just using it as an adjetive. Things that have not been completed by you, may be considerably impossible, due to your inability of the completion of what you are doing(trying).

Man 1: I'm going to run 5 miles in just 20 minutes.
20 minutes and 1 nanosecond later...
Man 1: I'm back- Oh, damn! Just 1 nanosecond off... this task is impossible!!!
Man 2: No, 'tis not impossible.
Man 2 runs 4.999999999 miles in just 19.99999999 minutes.
Man 1: You ran approximately 5 miles in approximately 20 seconds, see? ...it is impossible!!!!!

by ALEXtheEMO November 20, 2009