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Illiterate Bastards 

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A term comprised of the English words illiterate(not able to read or write) and bastard(one not knowing their biological father). It started circulation when literate people referred to those unable to read or write properly in a derrogatory way.

People whom this term refers to can be easily identified in the way they speak, write, read, and type. Symtoms include lack of capitalization in writing or typing, constant abbreviations of words like "you" and "people" in writing or typing, inability to convey coherent thought in any form of writing or speaking, inability to read with a steady flow, inability to discern the difference between misspelled or similar words, and the list goes on and on.

Many of these people "hang out" on the internet, where they are immediately recognizable by the way they type, such as shortening of small words, malusage of the shift key, and constant usage of incoherent terms not recognized nationally as part of the English language.

An estimated 75% of all Americans are said to not be able to properly define what grammar is. In this author's opnion, it is sad that so many people cannot even properly use their own adopted dialect.
Many times you will see bastards using terms such as "ppl," "u," or "omFg!!1111111111111" on the internet.
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I just love it when grammar nazis misspell illiterate...

Illiterate

A word that describes 75% of internet users I come across.
Illiterate person: hi my nam is john! and i bite that geme you wer takking abote on that thred! we shud be frends. bcaus we both bite htat geme nd it was fun :DDDDD

Literate person: I won't be your friend because I didn't even understand half of what you just typed.
Illiterate by Cows on the Moon April 17, 2012

illiterate fans 

lunatic people in telugu states
fans of powerless star kojja pawankalyan

hobby:always licks the dicks of other fans to gain support for jacket sena
einstein bulb, vijayawada zilla are some of the popular slogans used by illiterate fans
illiterate fans by pawankalyan June 21, 2018

illiterate

A moron who can't read or write.
Those assholes at urbandictionary.com are illiterate douchebag rednecks who watch NASCAR and sleep with their dogs.
illiterate by smarterthanyous November 16, 2010

Illiterate

Everyone on the internet and you
Why r ur texts so illiterate, I cnt understand dem
Illiterate by AbsolutelyComical September 30, 2014

illiterate dumbass 

Someone that’s has no proper grammar or spelling, but flaunts the lack of knowledge in a cute way.