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Ike

Usually shy boy, very funny and can make anyone laugh. Is the man with the ladies and can show good loving.
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whatup ike?

definition: this one is kinda tough. easiest way to define it, is it's kinda like the word dude. but you can only use it when you're talking to someone directly. you can say " i aint even tryin to hear that ike" or " whassup iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike" but you can't talk about someone indirectly, such as " look at that ike over there" or "that ike aint hard" also, it can't be pluralized.

history: "ike", short for issac, was an infamous drug lord that lived on the hill district in pittsburgh, pennsylvania. the hill is pretty much the hardest part of pittsburgh, run by the bloods((if u dont know what a blood is, kill yourself)) anyways, Ike was shot and killed one night in a gunfight with rivals, and was hailed as a hero to the bloods. since then the bloods have been calling each other by his name as a sign of respect.
"whatup ike?"

"hey ike, lemme hold one of dem squares right quick"

"niggas aint got this pimp game ike"
by Andy Boner January 26, 2005
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Ike

A blue haired sword-user from Super Smash Bros. Brawl and the well-known Fire Emblem series who fights for his friends and does crack and heroine. He is also father to Sothe's children.
"I fight for my friends... I also do crack and heroine!" -From the video "Ike fights for his friends!"

"Right. Lord Ike, "hero" of the Crimean Liberation, leader of Greil Mercenaries, and father to Sothe's children..." -Excerpt from Micaiah's words.
by Ilyana the Gluttonette August 20, 2008
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I like Ike. - Common campaign slogan of his preidential campaign.
by The Big H May 13, 2005
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what's up, ike?
by Josh Falk January 26, 2004
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mike and ike

This is a very rare occurrence. It happens when you and your partner (male x female) have sex while eating mike and ikes. You guys are trying to have kids, so you don't use a condom. Later, you guys go to the doctor, and they tell you you're going to have two twin boys. Naturally, you name one Mike and one Ike because the fucking urban dictionary definitions are good. See idiot. Why any fucktard would have two twin boys named Mike and Ike confuses me out of my fucking skull, but it's an option i guess.
this pains me deeply, but i'll try and give an example.
Dr. Smith: Good news! You will be having two lovely twin boys.
Jenny: What should we name them?
Greg: Hmm... How about Mike and Ike?
Jenny: Those are such nice names!
Greg: *realizes he's retarded because he just pulled a mike and ike*
Greg: Thanks!
okay, now i can just sit here, slowly rot away, and pay dearly for what i've done to this world.
by 508gang June 30, 2017
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