Icelandic Lesbian

Someone who ties their sweater or hoodie around their waist, sort of like a first grader.

"Hey John, why did you tie your hoodie around your waist? You look like an Icelandic lesbian."

by Dickbuttbukkake December 13, 2014

Icelandic Vagina

Contrary to the popular belief, does not mean pika but is simply a vagina from Iceland.

Friends: "Hahaha you're an Icelandic Vagina."

Pika: "I am not!" *yells furiously*

by Datvoiceinyourhead July 30, 2016

icelandic pipe

When you put faeces in a condom freeze it and the use it as dildo until defrosted

Last night I used a Icelandic pipe

by Dirtyword92 July 12, 2017

Icelandic Yule Lads

The Icelandic Yule Lads are 13 small dwarves that visit you on a day of Christmas. Each one is there to cause trouble in their own specific way.

Sheep-Cote Clod: Harrases sheep but he is caught many times because of his peg legs.

Gully Gawk: Hides in a gully to steal cow’s milk

Stubby: Incredibly short and steals pans to eat the crust of of them

Spoon Licker: Licks all your spoons and is incredibly thin on account of malnutrition

Pot Licker: Steals Leftovers from pots

Bowl Licker: Hides under your bed to then grab your bowl and lick what left in it

Door Slammer: Slams doors at night

Skyr Gobbler: steals and consumes your Skyr

Sausage Swiper: Hides in the rafters and steals your sausages when you turn your back

Window Peeper: Looks through windows with binoculars to search for things to steal

Doorway Sniffer: Has an abnormally large nose which he uses to search for bread

Meat Hook: Uses a hook to steal meat

Candle Stealer: Follows children so he can steal their candles which are actually edible

The Icelandic Yule Lads have caused much mischief this year.

by Tatertot Productions March 19, 2019

Icelandic Sweater

Icelandic Sweater, also known as Lopapeysa.
The popular sweater is made from the wool of Icelandic sheep. *The patterns of the sweater originated from the Greenlandic women’s traditional costume (Kalaallisuut); Annichen Sibbern from Norway got the inspiration from a newspaper picture of Mona Mårtensson wearing the Greenlandic traditional costume. Harpa Hreinsdóttir from Iceland took the inspiration to create the now known Icelandic sweater and named it Lopapeysa.*

“Your outfit is so cute Julie! What a beautiful pattern u got, where’s it from?”
“Thanks Dave, my friend’s mom made it for me! She told me about the history of how and where Icelandic people got the inspiration from, and it turned out that the patterns were inspired by the beautiful Greenlandic costume that Kalaallit women wear!”
“That’s interesting, why have I never heard of that?! The Greenlandic traditional costumes and the Icelandic sweater both look great!”

by Historylearner123 October 2, 2021

Icelandic flip-phone

Sex with little person, and you flip them to where they are completely upside down.

Finally landed bridgette the midget, we did that Icelandic flip-phone. 10/10 recommend

by Thiswaslacysfault2022 January 10, 2022

Icelandic clap

The moment male genitalia bang off the top tube or crossbar of a bicycle. This action is usually accompanied with an immediate and significant exhale of breath and a lot of expletives, and is then followed by no intake of breathe for a good 5 seconds and more extreme cases this pause in breathing can be significantly longer. For a variable period of time after the incident, it is quite common to be forced to walk with an unusual gait.

Look that guy's walking like John Wayne ! Ah, he's just had an Icelandic clap episode bike-riding.....

by James St August 3, 2022