The awesomest band with the hottest guitarist; the most adorable, coolest drummer; and the Varnonest keyboardist. They play the best music that rocks my face off.
Iceland is your master.
by AF "groupie" July 30, 2004
A druid on your father’s side 800 years ago was involved in a fantastic scandal where he stole the first born child of everyone in the region of Gaul and put them on a ship to a far away island. They were told to create a society of volcano people who loved to lay about in hot tubs and sing A cappella Viking hymns. That place is Iceland, and your DNA indicates that if you were to ever reproduce with someone there, it would most likely be a cousin (with disastrous results). There is no shame in sterilization.
by itreb ekim September 02, 2014
A icy country close to sweden or germany or some other shitty country like that (notice how i did not use finland). Its a really boring country which consists of.... NOTHING. There are just ice flats which take up most of the country.
Kristjan: Hey i am thinking of going back to iceland
Other Guy: For good?
Kristjan: Nope, just for a few weeks.
Other Guy: SHIT.
Other Guy: For good?
Kristjan: Nope, just for a few weeks.
Other Guy: SHIT.
by SouthAsia February 07, 2008
by IcelandicSlurpee October 05, 2019
by super magic mike November 13, 2018
When you javelin a toliet plunger onto a frozen lake and proceed to cannon ball on top of the plunger on the hard ice
by The_dildo_flipper_20 November 30, 2018