Iceland

The awesomest band with the hottest guitarist; the most adorable, coolest drummer; and the Varnonest keyboardist. They play the best music that rocks my face off.

Iceland is your master.

by AF "groupie" July 30, 2004

Iceland

A druid on your father’s side 800 years ago was involved in a fantastic scandal where he stole the first born child of everyone in the region of Gaul and put them on a ship to a far away island. They were told to create a society of volcano people who loved to lay about in hot tubs and sing A cappella Viking hymns. That place is Iceland, and your DNA indicates that if you were to ever reproduce with someone there, it would most likely be a cousin (with disastrous results). There is no shame in sterilization.

Don't go to Iceland, go to Greenland instead.

by itreb ekim September 2, 2014

Iceland

Where legends are born

Iceland is ice-e

by TheLegendFromIceland June 17, 2018

Iceland

A icy country close to sweden or germany or some other shitty country like that (notice how i did not use finland). Its a really boring country which consists of.... NOTHING. There are just ice flats which take up most of the country.

Kristjan: Hey i am thinking of going back to iceland
Other Guy: For good?
Kristjan: Nope, just for a few weeks.
Other Guy: SHIT.

by SouthAsia February 7, 2008

Icelandic Slurpee

When you take both of her lips into your mouth and slurp hard, making a suctioning sound.

Thanks for driving me home! I owe you a BIG Icelandic Slurpee tomorrow after the concert!

by IcelandicSlurpee October 4, 2019

Icelandic nigger

a phenom where icelandic kids turn to ghetto niggers

ayo was good ma Icelandic nigger

ite my bad icelandic nigger

by super magic mike November 13, 2018

Iceland plumber

When you javelin a toliet plunger onto a frozen lake and proceed to cannon ball on top of the plunger on the hard ice

Did you just see Chuck hit that Iceland plumber

by The_dildo_flipper_20 November 30, 2018