thanos in the closet 

a hilarious phrase that quackity made when he was doing his "awful furry discord servers" video on youtube.

WHY DID YOU TELL THEM ABOUT THANOS IN THE CLOSET

thanos in the closet by God 0f hyperdeath February 24, 2019

Sleeping in the Closet 

After a drunken night of boozing and fist pumping, a man or transvestite asks if you're interested in some free sex. In a drunken haze, you might not understand, and let it happen.

Did you hear? We caught him sleeping in the closet, butt-naked, with his thumb in his mouth!

Sleeping in the Closet by corncorncorncornorncorn January 24, 2011

rainbow in the closet

someone who is gay and won't admit it.

branden is a rainbow in the closet

rainbow in the closet by dj squig April 30, 2006

locked in the closet 

The inability to come out gay because of the possibility of brutal retaliation from others. This could include being targeted by anti-gay groups, being avoided by your friends, etc.

Daniel wanted to come out, but because he lived near the Westboro Baptist Church, he was basically locked in the closet.

locked in the closet by MexiGin May 14, 2012

trapped in the closet 

R. Kelley's masterpiece, this shit is art! An engaging story about somebody who's cheating on his wife with somebody who's cheating on her husband who's fucking so and so... everybody gets laid, basically.
See also-pointless.

Oh my fucking god! Everybody's cheating on everybody else and I'm trapped in a closet! OH GOD I'M ACTUALLY CLAUSTROPHOBIC. Please help me, I'm trapped in the closet, oh my god I'm going to die.

trapped in the closet by KVENNE September 15, 2006

bone in the closet 

bone in the closet: a woman a man has fucked that he does not think about again, similar in meaning to a notch on the belt or bedpost.

"Girlfriend, stay away from that man. He's a playa and you ain't nothing to him but another bone in the closet."

bone in the closet by TooSick4U March 13, 2009

hotsy in the closet 

a meaty zit that hasnt yet surfaced to be popped

whoa! I gotta hotsy in the closet and its gonna be huge

hotsy in the closet by maxspinnaker July 22, 2012