i own a vacuum

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you

I own a vacuum.

by mista>dave August 01, 2017

Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 07, 2022

i do my own stunts

You do your own things and don’t need anyone’s help because anyone else’s help is below standard and not realistic.

“Yeah, I do my own stunts, I don’t need you”

by Pineapples sit on the beach August 21, 2023

I own a Wii U

Ancient African slang for "I'm a dissapointment".

I own a Wii U.

by MindLockAERO September 15, 2022