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Henselin

code word for being a stoner. mostly used in small towns of canada. this word is only known by teens. you wish you were a Henselin.
henselin house
by mini jojo July 27, 2010
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Hansel and Gretel

Sharting while running outdoors, or frantically shuffling to the restroom, leaving a trail of shit you can follow back to where you came from, if need be.
"Dude! Coach ran me so hard at practice that I left a Hansel and Gretel all the way from the field house."

"Bill ate tacos for lunch and within 10 mins, he had Hansel and Greteled a path from his desk to the bathroom"
by BEE EF DEE November 2, 2011
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honself

A third-person reflexive pronoun used when the gender of a person is unknown or when the person is a blend of genders such as a transvestite.
by Jeff Jencks January 28, 2008
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hansel and gretel

Hey, yo, don't be like hicks and be like hansel and gretel
by Shizzle DOG November 18, 2002
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hanseled

When an individual makes a statement and a nearby person remarks "cool story Hansel" sarcastically, the person making the first statement has been hanseled.

One who is hanseled normally has feelings of unimportance or social awkwardness.
Denise: Oh my gosh, i have to write an entire paper by Monday and I have to buy some makeup!

Thomas: Cool story hansel.

Cindy: Hahahaha you just got hanseled Denise!
by sweetfingers May 4, 2010
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hansel and gretel

A class of excrement which leaves a telltale spiral trail around the toilet bowl as it drains, so that it might find its way back home.
The janitor went through 3 cans of AJAX in an attempt to remove a particularly stubborn hansel and gretel trail from the new porcelain White House toilet.
by Harry Merkin August 6, 2002
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Martin Hensel

The act of committing the most pussified, chickenshit, cowardly, backstabbing and generally worthless move imaginable.
Michael really pulled a Martin Hensel when stole all the money from the Special Olympics charity benefit.
by Truthman406 June 1, 2018
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