Hydrant

Large Penis

Your not going to stick that Hydrant in me, it would split me wide open.

by Avienn September 11, 2009

Fire Hydrant

The act of lighting your partners pubes on fire and then making them achieve orgasm, thus making them douse the flames.

" i put a lighter to jenny last night, she wanted the flames out so she told me to go faster.thats a fire hydrant."

by jewhitlerman August 22, 2008

Cambodian Fire Hydrant

When you receive a blowjob. However, this isn't just any blowjob. This is when the person receiving is taking a large and vigorous shit. So vigorous that when the shit collides with the water the velocity of the steamy dump alone creates a glorious splash effect on the other persons face. If done correctly, then the person who is sucking the receiver's penis should be thoroughly soaked in shitty, smelly, and most of all sticky diarrhea. Extra points if you want to go all out and squirt diarrhea on the other persons face and mouth creating the Cambodian Mudslide and then dunk the persons head in the toilet and flush.

David: Oh shit son, I can't believe Bonquisha just sat their and took that Cambodian Fire Hydrant like that!

Malcolm: Hell yeah money, at the end she looked nastier than tubgirl.

David: I gotta give you props on that shit. On second thought don't shake my hand you sick fuck.(*dials 911*)

by SheezyMan February 26, 2009

Heran

Heran is tall, smart, caring guy, who had the purest heart. If you ever need someone to listen to you, Hearn would be the guy. He is incredibly caring, and will go above and beyond to make life easier for you. He is also super smart, but compassionate so, he will likely be someone big in a career where he can help people. On top of all that he is so, good looking. With nice hair and beard.

Damn if I get a boyfriend, I hope he is like Heran

Wow, I want my son to be like Heran

by Herya November 23, 2021

busted fire hydrant

When a man is about to have a powerful orgasm but he pinches the tip of his dick causing his penis to explode

My girlfriend refused to receive a facial and pinched my dick. I had my first busted fire hydrant.

by Cackyblacky September 21, 2016

Albaquerque Fire Hydrant

The act of performing inserting one's penis into a woman's anal cavity while she is bent over a toilet. As she begins to puke, hold on while those crazy contractions take you for a ride!

I know some pretty sick people, but when I heard Doug gave her the Albaquerque fire hydrant, I knew he was going to hell for sure.

by Stevie Y April 13, 2006

Hyern

1.) A substitution for any song lyric and or cuss word.
2.) The proper term for when a man sticks his penis in a mouses ass and then fucks girls.
3.) To destroy a virgin vagina.

1.) "I hyerned a girl and I liked it..."
2.) "You are one hyerning hyern...." "no u"
3.) "Dude, I totally hyerned that slut."

by slutball000 October 21, 2008