Muther Hubbard

A satisfying alternative to the similar sounding offensive word "mother f******"
Originally used by Mother Hubbard circa 1805, when she found her cupboards were bare.
Can be used infront of children, infront of relatives, at the work place and at a place of worship.

To be used in times of despair or when someone has wronged you.

Only to be used as an expression of despair or disapproval but not to be used as a direct insult.

Opening a kitchen cupboard to find that there is no bone for your dog "Muther Hubbard"
Someone has taken the last rolo when you were actually saving it for yourself - "Muther Hubbard"
You have arrived at the airport in good time and there are no queues, but you are at the wrong airport "Muther Hubbard!"

by kayeffsea April 11, 2019

hubbard squash

when a woman has wrinkly titties.

did you see Miss Johnson?
She was raking her lawn and i saw a little bit a hubbard squash.

by Dr. winifred bonaparte October 29, 2009

L Ron Hubbard

The second greatest liar in history, with first being Moses.

"Man, If I could tell a lie like L ron Hubbard, I could get Tom Cruise to give me money.
-Friend #1

"If I could tell a lie as well as Moses I could make another world religion and have millions of them killed by Nazi's!"
-Friend #2

by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008

Hubbert

To one-punch someone else, often for no reason while intoxicated.

He just Hubbert that guy and broke his nose.

by Jacobus V. G. February 15, 2008

Hubbard

A substitute teacher who has no idea how to teach a class and always goes on rants. A Hubbard also brings up the most random ass things during english class and say the most ridiculous stuff (e.g. date of her husband's death, son is a personal trainer, had an abusive grandmother).

Friend: Dude, do you know who we have for a substitute for english?
Me: No clue but someone told me that she brought up that she had stage 3 breast cancer
Friend: Oh shit it must be a Hubbard.

by manu_ginobili's_hair September 27, 2017

jake hubbard

Arsehole

Jake hubbard was an arsehole but he thinks he is no such thing.

by Rythum stick January 15, 2018

Chris hubbarded

When you say something you know isnt true and expect people to keep believing it.

2nd:used to describe someone can't fight for shit but is the first to jump,and the first to get knocked down.
3rd:also used as a ass sucker for any promoter in new england.

He said the checks were ready.hahahahaha you've been chris hubbarded

by Your mammas keeper August 16, 2019