a term used by the new generation of drill rappers, if you come across someone that says this,
RUN!!!!
RUN!!!!
the word howdy is used to start a conversation, but do not be fooled, stay to long and the next thing you know you lost your wallet
'Howdy, how is this fine gentlemen doing on this beautifull day'
'Howdy, how is this fine gentlemen doing on this beautifull day'
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Used to tell friends or coworkers that you farted and not to breath through their nose. Mostly used among aviators and pilots, to inform them the stink is biological and not from a fire onboard an airplane.
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by Unknown Status October 29, 2022
Get the Howdy mug.When meeting someone new and you are concealed carrying, instead of saying your typical greetings, you simply say "Howdy."
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Get the Howdy mug.In the afternoon of Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, the radio broadcaster of KYLA Radio Station said, "Howdy, how's your fasting? I hope we still stay healthy during this fasting month of Ramadan."
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Get the Howdy mug.Howdy Booty Time — A silly answer to give your wife if she ever asks you what time it is. This rejoinder is based on the show opening for the vintage children’s television program “The Howdy Dooty Show” which ran from 1947 to 1960.
The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.
This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.
The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.
This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.
Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.
The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.
NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.
NEVER!!!!!!!!
The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.
This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.
The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.
This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.
Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.
The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.
NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.
NEVER!!!!!!!!
WIFE: Hey honey, what time is it?
HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!
Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!
HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!
Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!
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