Horologist

Johnjoe the child wonder. Can fix a clock by just looking at it and can read road dahl and comment on it without ever finishing a book. Also please search under fantastic mister fox for his very popular verdict.

Johnjoe, future Horologist, possible career choice for misunderstood young adults who have wasted thier life, aka arts students.

by nerd face and bonnie wee lass March 7, 2010

Homoflexual

1. Having a sexual attraction to money, jewelry and fast cars

2. Acting gay on social media to “flex” for more exposure

Young Thug ain’t really gay, he just homoflexual

by Big Dru May 2, 2018

HAROFLETEEHEELOL

a combination of "haha", "rofl", "teehee", lol" ........ A MILKSHAKE OF LAUGHTER

i think you ate a mean muffin this morning...

other person - HAROFLETEEHEELOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

by emilidooo November 23, 2009

homoflex

A gay man who is Flammer, but saying it in code so that a fight won't break out

Yo Juan and T Bag r be homoflexs

by Dude March 24, 2005

Hooflar

A word analogous to errouneous, nonsense, or false. Generally used in an exclamatory tone.

"3 times 2 equals 8"
"That is 100% Hooflar!"

by Tucker Pettis December 9, 2008

homoflexual

A person that posts pictures of their 4x4 "flexed out" using a forklift. Usually a Toyota owner.

Mitch was sucked into the homoflexual lifestyle by Jon.

by king o.l.a.f. March 12, 2020

Hooflacker

The bit of string which keeps a cowboy hat on your head

It's a bit windy outside Derman.... don't forget to tie up your Hooflacker!

by doofle February 9, 2012