damn ruby just walked by and i smelled the watermelon hormone she's full and so sweet!
I just wanna knock on her melons to get a little bit of that melon hormone from that snarky bitch!
I just wanna knock on her melons to get a little bit of that melon hormone from that snarky bitch!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself July 20, 2022
Get the watermelon hormone mug.A regulatory substance in your body that happens in your body at around the age when puberty starts. For girls: 7-13. For guys: 9-15...however, "guy hormones" are called testosterones. Hormones sometimes make you feel sad at small, pointless things..or happy at random times. They can also cause you to understand love more. For example, before puberty you never thought of guys as hot, cute, etc. But when puberty kicks in and the hormones start...you begin to find the opposite sex more attractive...or the same sex, if you're bisexual, gay, or lesbian. Sometimes you feel nervous around the opposite sex in middle school through highschool (grades 6 and up). But don't worry...nothing's wrong with you, it's just your hormones making you feel this way.
Hormones are a sign that you're growing up...so don't worry, be glad :)
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Hormones are a sign that you're growing up...so don't worry, be glad :)
(I tried to make the description of hormones as mature as possible...sorry if I failed)
Tonight I was at prom...for the first time! I was dancing with Jeremy, who invited me...but every time he squeezed my hand and grabbed my waist, I couldn't help but look into his eyes...Jeremy was pretty cute...I can't believe my hormones now decide to show themselves.
by Kyaaah May 19, 2016
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Verb; The act of having sex with a dead animal of your same gender, while it is being electricuted, in water, to the point that is catches fire.
Hey that sick bastard is into Homonecroelectrohydropyrobeastiality, you can tell by his smell and the constant puddles he's leaving.
by Malk December 21, 2005
Get the Homonecroelectrohydropyrobeastiality mug.A very VERY serious medical condition that causes those unfortunate enough to be carriers great social and moral issues. HPP is a hormone unbalance that results in a great over abundance of Sexual-YernYern Hormones that cause those who are inflicted very sudden and severe "episodes" in which the patient will act out in some uncontrollable sexual way (rape, molestation, groping). These episodes can occur up to 10 times a day...and once one begins....NO ONE CAN STOP IT! This causes the inflicted great stress and moral issues, and sadly, the only treatment on the market today is Hormona Gone Gone, which causes users to instantly gain 100 pounds.
-Did you hear about that girl Anna?
-No, what happened?
-She has this crazy condition called Hormona Plus Plus which like causes her to rape people...I heard once she was staying at her grandmothers because her parents wanted to keep her away from her newborn sister because she might...you know...and she like crawled into her grandmothers bed in the middle of the night because she was having an HPP "episode" and she like walked her hand up her grandma's leg singing "over the river and through the woods, to grandmothers house we go..."
-Oh My God!!! Did she wake up????
-Yeah, Mid-Climax!!!!
-Now THAT is what I call and awkward family reunion!
-No, what happened?
-She has this crazy condition called Hormona Plus Plus which like causes her to rape people...I heard once she was staying at her grandmothers because her parents wanted to keep her away from her newborn sister because she might...you know...and she like crawled into her grandmothers bed in the middle of the night because she was having an HPP "episode" and she like walked her hand up her grandma's leg singing "over the river and through the woods, to grandmothers house we go..."
-Oh My God!!! Did she wake up????
-Yeah, Mid-Climax!!!!
-Now THAT is what I call and awkward family reunion!
by Old&Brave November 18, 2010
Get the Hormona Plus Plus mug.Harmoney is probably one of the most kindest person you will ever meet, all she wants to do Is make others happy!!! she may seem really shy when you first meet her but once you get close to her she's just the opposite, she's super funny and really energetic , she's been through unimaginable shit but she always tries to put a smile on her face an makes people smile to!!!!!
by friendsssssssssssssss December 11, 2018
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My wife is such a hormonasaurus during her period.
The pack of Hormonasauruses are tearing that man to pieces.
The pack of Hormonasauruses are tearing that man to pieces.
by Papa Fiez July 31, 2010
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Ho-mo-nee-kro-arahk-no-peh-do-pie-roh-feel-ee-oh-bi-ak.
Someone who has sexual intercourse with dead juvenile spiders of the same sex while they are on fire.
Ho-mo-nee-kro-arahk-no-peh-do-pie-roh-feel-ee-oh-bi-ak.
Someone who has sexual intercourse with dead juvenile spiders of the same sex while they are on fire.
by Karisa. December 9, 2008
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