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Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome, otherwise known as, "#MeToo." As defined by the European fairy tale about the naive, wholesome, and pure-hearted Little Red Riding Hood, who ignores the wisdom and warnings of her mother and impetuously ventures into the dark & dangerous world to fulfill her noble, altruistic, and self-sacrificing quest only to be accosted and consumed by the lusting, ravenous and Machiavellian Big Bad Wolf! Overtly trusting and deceived by her own cognitive dissonance, she tragically remains trapped within her own self-deception, blind to the true nature of the wolf and unable to see the wolf's true intentions for her until it is too late. Perhaps a noble and enabling woodcutter will come to her hapless rescue and maintain her dysfunctional behaviors and those of her daughters.
"What a deep voice you have!" ("The better to greet you with", responds the wolf), "Goodness, what big eyes you have!" ("The better to see you with", responds the wolf), "And what big hands you have!" ("The better to hug/grab you with", responds the wolf), and lastly, "What a big mouth you have" ("The better to eat you with!", responds the wolf), at which point the wolf jumps out of bed and eats her up too. 30 years later, Little Red Riding Hood, Tweets a #MeToo and the Big Bad Wolf is kicked out of the forest by an angry mob; all involved being casualities of Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome.
by Crazy8888s October 12, 2018
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Hood Irony

1. On Reddit, just straight up gay porn.

2. On TikTok, hood irony is kind of funny. It is mostly consisting of the "SpongeBob in Memphis" video with walking/dancing silhouettes, sometimes not having the green screen removed for comedic purposes, and subscribe overlays all over the screen. There's also this "💈 Bro wanted Boosie Fade but got this instead 😂" image, that sometimes appear in hood irony slideshows.

3. Hood irony is also consisted of DreamyBullXXX videos, but cropped and with another context.
1. bro i watched hood irony in public, instant regret 😭

2. i love hood irony tiktoks ♄

3. robot malfunctions and threatens to kill the president of zimbabwe (stevan) - "oh my god, stevan im bout to- oh my god, stevan im bout to comewwwwwwww...."
by saulposting March 24, 2023
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Hop on da hood

It means that you are asking the person you have told that you want to give them oral sex without consent.
Hey Bro, wanna hop on da hood?

Damn, wanna hop da hood?
by dgc0312 May 7, 2022
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hood goth

An individual who identifies with both the "goth" community and the "hood" community usually because of geographic location.

A hood goth generally lives in a developing urban neighborhood.
Who's that hot goth babe who just drove by blasting Three Six Mafia? That's Mandy. She's such a hood goth, but she'll still fuck you up.
by trichotillomanian November 15, 2012
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Music Hoarder

a person who downloads every song from every artist he or she hears. Usually, they are loaded with several thousand gigabytes of high quality music downloaded off of torrent sites. Music hoarders will listen to the radio to keep up with the latest artists/songs and will even listen to pandora for the whole day in order to absorb as much new music as possible. They do not have a particular favorite type of music and will download almost anything that has any musical relevance. Music hoarders do NOT listen to ALL of their music. They only listen to about 1%-5% of their whole music collection.
Guy 1: dude have you heard that new song by lady gaga?
Guy 2: which one?
Guy 1: i think it's called judas
Guy 2: *searches on his iTunes library* oh yeah it's right here
Guy1: you had it and you didn't even know you had it?
Guy 2: yeah.. i have over 5,000 gigs of music..
Guy1: YOU MUSIC HOARDER!!
by muse-sick June 3, 2011
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Hood Ni**a Vs. Street Ni**a

Hood Nigga: Knows how the hood is but doesn’t run the streets, gangbang or sell drugs. Hood niggas typically get along with the thugs and OGs but stay away from the lifestyle and rather turn to other means of getting out of the “hood” with resources such as sport, arts, getting a degree or a normal 9-5. A common misconception about hood niggas is that they’re “soft”, but keep in mind that they are still not to be messed with because although they may not seem as active or as threatening as the average Street Nigga, they’re still able to carry out Street Nigga tendencies (if need be).

Street Nigga: Runs the streets, sells drugs and/or gangbangs. They know the ins and the outs of the streets and usually have street codes and regulations that they go by. Street Niggas have no intentions or often have little chance of leaving the ghetto due to their lifestyle and (most often) their convictions. They are raised in the streets, are quicker to take a violent approach and are into illegal things. They are often mistaken for Hood Niggas because of some similar tendencies, but Street Niggas are certified in the hood and often feared and/or respected by the community.
Ayo! That’s that Hood Ni**a from down the street that be rapping and shit.

I don’t fuck with Street Ni**a ‘cos they’ll drop a bag on your head and you’ll be gone by tomorrow.

Hood Ni**a Vs. Street Ni**a
by GYFI May 15, 2021
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memory hoarder

when one hoards/keeps unnecessary things just for its nostalgic purpose.
Bill: Really John, you kept a homework assignment from the 5th grade? Get a life, you're 35 you memory hoarder!
by wordman234 May 25, 2011
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