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hoopla means a crock of bull butter or crazy off the walls or ridiculous by hannah price
my math teacher made us do sins and cosines that's a big pile of hoopla
hoopla by hamburgerhelper1620 September 7, 2022

Calamari Hoopla 

The act of flinging sizzling hot Calamari on a gentleman's fully erect penis. If successful, the gentleman should shout Hoopla, Hoopla Hoopla whilst trying to remove the hot Calamari before 2nd degree burns occur. No one wants that of course.
"Would you like to play Calamari Hoopla tonight darling? I have some spare Calamari, I thought it might be fun?"
Calamari Hoopla by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022