Homotextuals

When you and a buddy text each other the same thing.

Django: Banchan
Assciated Press: You mean Amitab Bachan?
Yao: you mean Ben Chod?
Darkness: you mean Ben Chod?
Me: You homotextuals!

by ih8fizzix May 9, 2018

Homotextual

People who engage in romantic, flirtatious or provocative conversation solely through the use of text messaging

Person 1 asks : "Have you met your ecrush yet?"

Person 2: "No, I think she might be a homotextual"

by pelesiren August 27, 2020

Homotextual

People who lose or lack genuine sexual prowess during face to face interaction but are quite skilled at online flirtation and sexting.

So I noticed that he/she spent the night , did you have a good time?

"Not at all! He/she was such a homotextual I just pretended to fall asleep"

Alternatively : after a prolonged homotextual courtship strictly limited to online interaction , Jeffrey was driven completely mad and took to fucking fresh and ready rotisserie chickens he had stapled photos of his crush to. It came to a tragic end one day when his passions prevented him from waiting until he had even left the grocery store. I hear he's on a list now.

by pelesiren August 27, 2020

homosecsual

gay

ur moms a homosecsual
thats not how you spell it
this is a dialogue how tf do you know how i spelllled it

by susssy_amogus_69 April 6, 2022

homosecual

when someone is trying to call someone gay but cant spell

damn bro you are so homosecual

by thatonehornykidnamedjeff June 2, 2022

homosecual

when you are trying to call someone gay but in a fancy way but ur grammar is ass

bro ur so homosecual

by thatonehornykidnamedjeff June 2, 2022

homosecual

when you want to call your friends gay in an intelligent manner but you cant spell for shit

You are homosecual you big moinkey bitch

by thatonehornykidnamedjeff June 12, 2022