Hoboken Squat Cobbler

From AMC's Better Call Saul, a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish. Synonyms include the Full Moon Pie, the Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man.

No, he wasn’t hiding drugs. He was hiding a video of him doing the Hoboken Squat Cobbler.

by OliveHoliday August 29, 2016

Hoboken

Any woman who is a Slut, Whore, Bitch, Crackhead or just plain out fucked up in the head.

"Wow, that girl is a Hoboken"

"Did you see that Hoboken? She wanted to fuck both of us."

"That bitch is a Hoboken! She asked if I had any Crack."

by Muzikal December 24, 2008

Hoboken

N.
A City/Town in NJ where people still speak in the "Jersey Accent". Full of Italians and birthplace of the Amazingly talented Frank Sinatra.

You can get a crazy good cannolifrom Hoboken if you know where to look

by greencandle January 11, 2005

Hoboken squat cobbler

The act of sitting on a pie fully clothed for your or someone else's erotica pleasure.

He makes Hoboken squat Cobbler videos for his patron.

by Replicant84 June 3, 2016

hoboken squat cobbler

The fetish of sitting in pies and wiggling around in them. Variations may include fully clothed or naked, and or crying.

That Hoboken Squat cobbler looks sexy sitting on that banana crème pie!

by beef nugget September 2, 2016

hoboken squat cobbler

You get undressed and you squat into a pie, of any variety, and rub your ass against the pie while crying.

Jim: Last night I logged onto a webcam show where this dude was performing a Hoboken squat cobbler.
Nancy: Sick! Those shows make me not want to taste pie ever again!

by GrandeAngus August 23, 2016

hoboken handshake

When you're just driving along and a door falls off your car for no reason

Sorry I was late - as I pulled off the freeway my goddamn car gave me a Hoboken Handshake.

by eBayLover69 September 13, 2019