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Home Schooler

1.) One who separates themselves from society voluntarily and is generally looked upon as a social retard.

2.) Easily confused with "Home Schooled Kid" which is a person who is forced to be home schooled.
Fred: Dude, I was in the mall today and I walked passed this kid who was a total retard who hikes his pants way up... He looked like an idiot.

Ted: Yeah... He was probably a home schooler....
by 102939848519840819234098127348 November 15, 2010
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Home Schooler

Some kid who pussied out on regular school OR a kid who was in school but was forced to be home schooled by his/her parents
and is lost in a haze of boredom, World of Warcraft and social deprivation. Also a great way to get stupid kids off the hook for failing grade one (no joke I knew a kid who failed grade one and was homeschooled until grade six). One search on urban dictionary will reveal lot's of home schoolers bitching out the world how "THEY ACTUALLY HAVE FACEBOOK AND STUFF!"
and the glorious stereotype of sociopathic hippies is ruined forever. I can't say i would enjoy Endless Black Ops 2 more than talking to real humans. Then again, it might not be so bad once you are hypnotized into liking it.
nick failed grade one and was homeschooled until middle school,
where he was poorly received.

Person 1 "Aren't you a home schooler?"
Person 2 "YOU IDIOT I HAVE TWITTER AND FACEBOOK AND YOUTUBE AND I BUY COOL CLOTHES AND I TALK TO REAL PEOPLE SO YOU CAN FORGET YOUR STUPID STEREOTYPES!!!!!"
Person 1 *leaves the room quickly*

By having wrote this all the homeschoolers will hate me for ever.
by theNinjaCheese October 16, 2013
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Homeschool

Everybody is like: ''It sounds like so much fun! You can hang out at the mall with your friends all day long!''.
No. Being Homeschooled is FAR from fun. I've been Homeschooled since the second grade, and it is so depressing.
It's great for the first 3 months, and then reality hits.

Basically, you oversleep every morning because what's the sense of waking up early unless you want to be stuck watching some Weather Channel. And then you do schoolwork for 1-3 hours.

Then after that there's nothing left to do except sit on the couch and watch TV for HOURS. ON. END. And go on Urban Dictonary and Facebook and eat junk food.

And eventually, you get so lonely that you go online and join every social network site possible, and then meet a bunch of online friends that you will never meet but you don't care because YOU WANT SOMEONE TO TALK TO! And that's basically your only social life. The computer. Social Network Sites. Online friends. And Cyber Bullying.

What a life...
And if your a failure at school, your Mom spends 30 minutes screaming at you about how you should atchually pay attention to your work and do it better and then you end up getting grounded, leaving you back to watching endless hours of TV and eating.

The ONLY way to get away from your parents and crazy family is to pretty much lock yourself in your bedroom or go for a walk.
So yeah, if you want to spend your teenage years depressed, lonely, lazy, and bored, I highly reccomend you DO NOT BECOME HOMESCHOOLED!
''Ha. Look at that suicidal girl, she must of been homeschooled''.
by Skinnychick August 25, 2011
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homeschool

the worst thing ever that will have you depressed in your teenage years, locked up in your room and crying yourself asleep. i am homeschooled and now i see no point in waking up every day.
lucille: hey so how is school going?
me: pretty good. exept for the fact that i havent any friends, my mom yells at me all day and so does my dad, i am bored most of the time, i hate my life, i will never have decent social skills or a boyfriend or go to parties, i cannot go to school because my dad says it is a horrible slow paced world in there, i can never escape my mom ect...
lucille: well that sounds nice... thats what you get for being homeschooled.
me: i hate you sooo much right now.
by octopusthighs November 16, 2011
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homeschool reunion

1. when hanging out alone

2. spending time on facebook browsing other peoples pictures wishing you had pictures of friends to post that would make everyone else jealous of your non-existant wonderful life.
dude - see that fat girl in the corner of the lunch room?

dude2 - yeah dude she is totally at a homeschool reunion!
by xskwizmx March 12, 2010
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Homeschool

A different way to be educated that people may choose dud to disagreeing with the education system or bullying from it. It has its pros and cons like normal school does. But it can/has helped many people.

Pro - schedule under your control, time to do what you want, free from nasty teachers or students, no homework, no cafeteria food

Cons - never experiencing a normal childhood/teenage hood, possible bullying for not going to school, may have a harder time getting into a college, harder to make friends

Conclusion - it depends on the person, I wish I would've chosen to go to school so I could experience a normal teenagehood

but that includes possible bullying, toxic/fake friends, constantly overwhelmed and overworked etc so weigh out the pros and cons before deciding to change anything.
Homeschool is just a different way of being educated, get over it
by A girl who likes cats March 25, 2022
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homeschooled shmuck

a person that thinks their cool but their just a homeschooled shmuck
by Joel traw January 28, 2017
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