homance

A silly illusion of a relationship with a chix that is using a guy to benefit herself.

Don: Lydia really likes me.
Ed: Lydia the stripper, dude she likes your dollars. You're in a homance.

by TelynAgain December 16, 2008

homance

1) a romance where the girl is a bitch who flirts with other guys. making her a ho.

2) a relationship where the guy is whipped by a slut

Jim: "Let's hook up."
Ann: "Hold on, I just have to 'talk' to Freddy."
Jim: "OK, come back soon!"
Bob: "Yo b, you gotta end this homance."

by Bob Gorton December 21, 2006

Homance

It is when a milk man gets his hoo hoo stuck in the milk bottle at work.

My wife found out I was having a homance at work. She was devistated.

by wglr13mwz April 15, 2011

homancer

its bromance between two girls who want to show their unconditional love for each other, but not in a dirty way!

Julia: I love going out with you shopping

Jess: Ohh, me too! I love our homance!

Julia: You love our what??? :S

Jess: I love our homance and me and you are homancers who show our constant love for each other!

Julia: Oh right, just no touchy feely business okay!

by New Wordz March 23, 2011

Homance

The female equivalent of the male 'bromance'. A romance between two women.

We are now in a homance.

by tl_luv October 19, 2014

Homance

Female version of a "Bromance"

Nikki and LJ stress such good friends and so close, they're having a "Homance"

by Trucky Pup January 28, 2017

Homance

A multiple relationship.

Person #1 "I guess I am in a homance now."

Person #2 "Why you say that?"

Person #1. "Jen just told me she is sleeping with Mark but it doesn't mean she don't love me."

Person #2 "Dude you are right in the middle of a homance."

by Gregaroidson. April 9, 2019