Big HEADDDD. Very Massive. With a small body. n a mouth that often says "i no u r u said u r so wat am i?"
by Patc September 9, 2003
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1.who likes to eat
2.who leeches video games off of others 3.who likes to do pranks, but always fails
4.who is just plain lazy
5.who tries to convert you to his side
Literally, it defines a almost fat guy who carries food all the time. Meaning he only thinks about eating.
He succeeds in life by the help of others.
1.who likes to eat
2.who leeches video games off of others 3.who likes to do pranks, but always fails
4.who is just plain lazy
5.who tries to convert you to his side
Literally, it defines a almost fat guy who carries food all the time. Meaning he only thinks about eating.
He succeeds in life by the help of others.
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This is our futur star, become her friend right now, he's the best personne you can have in your life.
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I dunno. Tiny dick and big hands (for all that rice picking 😏).
I dunno. Tiny dick and big hands (for all that rice picking 😏).
Friend portrayed by Kalman
Friend 2 portrayed by Avi
Edison portrayed by Edison
Friend: What’s going on with Edison?
Friend 2: He’s having sex with a bowl of pho because he from the Congo and that’s what they do.
Friend: Are you gay for me?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend: Follow me 😉
End of Act I
—Act II—
Friend 2: I’m sorry. I must go.
Friend: You dick. You can’t leave me as a single mother.
Friend 2: I have a future, Friend. I can’t skip collage just to take care of a baby. I was 14! I wasn’t thinking and the hormones got the best of me.
*baby crying in the distance*
Friend: You bitch. You woke up the baby!
Friend 2: Thank god I won’t have to be here any longer.
*Friend 2 slams front door as Friend breaks down crying like a little piss baby*
End of Act II
—Finale—
Edison: Hey. Long time no see.
Friend 2: How have you been?
Edison: Remember Friend?
Friend 2: Oh god. Don’t get me started 🙄
Edison: Oh well we’re getting married this upcoming month and I wanted to invite you to the weddi-
Friend 2: YOU’RE WHAT?
*Friend 2 flips table and draws a weapon. However, this is no ordinary weapon. It is an authentic 100 pound broadsword*
Edison: Friend 2, put down the broadsword. I’m sorry, I really am.
*Friend 2 runs out of the bar or wherever the fuck he was and goes onto a bridge*
Friend 2: Goodbye cruel world
*Friend 2 jumps off the bridge dramatically*
—Finé—
(That’s fancy people language for “the end”)
Definition:
P: Edison Hong Kong Edison Hoang Bong Kong
Friend 2 portrayed by Avi
Edison portrayed by Edison
Friend: What’s going on with Edison?
Friend 2: He’s having sex with a bowl of pho because he from the Congo and that’s what they do.
Friend: Are you gay for me?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend: Follow me 😉
End of Act I
—Act II—
Friend 2: I’m sorry. I must go.
Friend: You dick. You can’t leave me as a single mother.
Friend 2: I have a future, Friend. I can’t skip collage just to take care of a baby. I was 14! I wasn’t thinking and the hormones got the best of me.
*baby crying in the distance*
Friend: You bitch. You woke up the baby!
Friend 2: Thank god I won’t have to be here any longer.
*Friend 2 slams front door as Friend breaks down crying like a little piss baby*
End of Act II
—Finale—
Edison: Hey. Long time no see.
Friend 2: How have you been?
Edison: Remember Friend?
Friend 2: Oh god. Don’t get me started 🙄
Edison: Oh well we’re getting married this upcoming month and I wanted to invite you to the weddi-
Friend 2: YOU’RE WHAT?
*Friend 2 flips table and draws a weapon. However, this is no ordinary weapon. It is an authentic 100 pound broadsword*
Edison: Friend 2, put down the broadsword. I’m sorry, I really am.
*Friend 2 runs out of the bar or wherever the fuck he was and goes onto a bridge*
Friend 2: Goodbye cruel world
*Friend 2 jumps off the bridge dramatically*
—Finé—
(That’s fancy people language for “the end”)
Definition:
P: Edison Hong Kong Edison Hoang Bong Kong
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