halden

halden is awesome.

halden is so cool

by bdbsksifhdbwbskfh May 12, 2022

halden

halden is awesome

halden is cool

by bdbsksifhdbwbskfh May 12, 2022

Haden

A crippled square who everyone hates. They tend to be obsessed with sex but will never experience it. Their mothers are also whores.

Haden: I did your mom!

Everyone: Shut up Haden you cripple.

Haden: I'm a cool cripple! I broke my leg in a car crash.

Everyone: No the fork you didn't. You ran over your own leg with an ATV you dumbass.

by Josh Chandran November 9, 2022

Haden

It is slang for failure

Are you trying to be a Haden?

by Elipticool August 2, 2023

hladini

sexiest possible living substance in the world.

woah, that girl's a hladini

by anonymous December 12, 2023

Headen

Checking into a venue (i.e., a restaurant) on behalf of another person or party.

We'll be at the Cheesecake Factory in 25 minutes, can you headen for us?

by TuvokShakur January 4, 2024

Haden

Haden is super dumb, very short like 4’9 on a good day. Haden is SPED and has a huge crush on Nevaeh Blair. He looks like a walking tin can and needs a wheelchair

“Haden looks like my big toe, and he’s so short.”

by jjjsjjsjsjsjsjs May 23, 2025