Hisoka

my finger-licking, bootylicious, power-horny, carved by the gods, 6foot2 husband with a 6.6inch firm veiny meaty palpitating missile.
Everytime hisoka smirks, my other lips start beat boxing.
or
Hisoka: Hello
Me: yes daddy I will wash your lovely feet with my saliva and worship your hot sexy pepper toes mm yummy pls let me keep your toenails as my nose I would do anything for you, snatched waist perfect face breathtaking valentine red hair mesmerising golden orbs eyes sharp as hell jawline (which could slit my throat and I would beg him to do it again) 10 hot fresh loaves of abs mamacita thighs (which can crush my head but I would literally insert myself there just to get close to him) muscular shiny arms and thicc ass fuck buttcheeks so firm and round he could clap his cheeks together and there would be an earthquake cuz he rocked my world.)
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Hisokaism

A religion is which you worship Hisoka.
“My religion? Hisokaism! I worship Hisoka’s big sexy horse cock everyday!”
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Hisoka

Some guy who git turned on by a 12 year old
Hisoka: OOOOOOOOOOOH GOOOOOOOON
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Hisoka

The Valentine’s Day edition of pennywise, oh yeah he’s also a pedophile.
If people didn’t find Hisoka attractive they’d just admit that he’s a pedophile
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Hisoka

Gay ass pedo clown who simps for 13 year old boys 🦍
"oh, you watch Hunter x Hunter ? I'm such a simp for Hisoka"

"Please shut up shit face. His nose is longer than my lifespan"
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Hisoka

Daddy
Look at him, tell me he's not father material.
He is a 6'2, 202 lbs magician with fuchsia hair and aburn eyes that could peirce anyones soul. His nen abilitys are bungee gum and texture surprise. He is an antagonist in the anime/manga series HxH or Hunter X Hunter. He's also extremely hot. Remember, Bungee gum contains the properties of rubber and gum~.
Person 1: DADDY
Hisoka: Hmm~?
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Hisoka

He is an overhyped ugly pedophile clown.
My sisters likes Hisoka, she is going to therapy now.
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