When you take the lint off the dryer filter and instead of walking 2 feet to the trash, you wad it up and throw it between the dryer and the wall thinking noone's gonna be the wiser.
I was doing some spring deep cleaning, and found four big lint balls that little lint hider dropped. She thinks we don't know, but I see her!!! I'm putting the lint back in her pockets..
by streart07221969 December 14, 2024
Get the lint hidermug. Went to pick up a guy, cruising the other night, but he had no Rider-Hider so I passed onto the next cottage instead
by Hugeones July 5, 2012
Get the Rider-Hidermug. by DCVertigo December 9, 2023
Get the Sprout Hidermug. by JohnJohnsonfromWisconsin September 16, 2022
Get the grinder hidermug. the anal orifice of a male homosexual, also known as a faggot’s queer pussy, into which a small hamster is inserted to scurry around the disgusting fag’s G-spot and provide sexual stimulation to the excited homo
The sexy 16-year-old Str8 bully stopped working on his homework momentarily and glanced at his little faggot brother breathing heavily, moaning, and squirming around on his bed.
“It won’t be long now, fairy,” he addressed the 11-year-old gayboy, laughing at the poor pint-sized poof sobbing while getting all hot and bothered. “Ever since I shoved that lovable small rodent up your queer hamster-hider, it’s been busy nibbling on your G-spot, fag. In about ten seconds, you’re gonna have the craziest hands-free dry cum of your young life, little homo! Hahahahaha!”
Sure enough, as if on cue, the preteen phagget gasped then bucked and heaved once . . . twice . . . thrice, and finally collapsed on the bed, saying, “Thanks, bro! That was awwwwesome, dude! Now will you pleeeease remove the fuckin’ hamster from my gay butthole?!”
“It won’t be long now, fairy,” he addressed the 11-year-old gayboy, laughing at the poor pint-sized poof sobbing while getting all hot and bothered. “Ever since I shoved that lovable small rodent up your queer hamster-hider, it’s been busy nibbling on your G-spot, fag. In about ten seconds, you’re gonna have the craziest hands-free dry cum of your young life, little homo! Hahahahaha!”
Sure enough, as if on cue, the preteen phagget gasped then bucked and heaved once . . . twice . . . thrice, and finally collapsed on the bed, saying, “Thanks, bro! That was awwwwesome, dude! Now will you pleeeease remove the fuckin’ hamster from my gay butthole?!”
by FaggotyFag March 11, 2024
Get the hamster-hidermug. Sunglasses that hide all the habits you've been indulging in Like blood shot eyes from smoking weed.
by Lorilou Tory August 15, 2022
Get the Habit hidersmug. Egg Hider--- Someone who's testicles don't sit where or as they should,
resulting in deceptive placement of said glands.
resulting in deceptive placement of said glands.
"Dude, I tried to Rochambeau that guy for the rights to buy that sweet honey
a drink..."
"What happened?"
"Well, when I went to kick him, he just stared at me...what's the deal?"
"You didn't know? Jim is an egg-hider. You'll never be able to find his
balls; they're not where they're supposed to be."
"Man, I wish I would have known that upfront; now I look like an idiot."
a drink..."
"What happened?"
"Well, when I went to kick him, he just stared at me...what's the deal?"
"You didn't know? Jim is an egg-hider. You'll never be able to find his
balls; they're not where they're supposed to be."
"Man, I wish I would have known that upfront; now I look like an idiot."
by James L. Johnson, Jr. January 2, 2008
Get the Egg-Hidermug.