heteroflexible

I'm straight but shit happens

I knew she was heteroflexible the minute she walked in the room.

Dude, it's not my fault. I was drunk and it was fun. What can I say? I'm heteroflexible.

by KingdomO October 12, 2010

Heterofest

A heterofest is an event in which only heterosexuals, and usually in large number, participate in. Heterofests can be found anywhere, but are more common in the old confederate states of the southern United States.

Straight Dave: Is everyone ready for a heterofest!!?

by Paulweezy August 8, 2009

heteroflexible

I'm straight but 20 bucks is 20 bucks

"Hey my nigga you heteroflexible?"

"No?"

"I got twenty dollars."

"Shit aight"

by kindagaykindakinky June 2, 2019

no hetero

A phrase used, in jest, to cancel an inadvertently made, ambiguously heterosexual statement.

Some guy: Her ass is mine. No hetero!

by Curious December 6, 2006

Heterofatalism

Also called heteropessimism, heterofatalism is an attitude of embarrassment or negativity towards one's heterosexuality. Heterofatalism consists of a performative disaffiliation with heterosexuality and a desire to have a different sexual orientation.

Sarah keeps saying that she hates dating men and that she wishes she were a lesbian. This is an example of heterofatalism at its finest.

by DeathlessKKC July 12, 2021

Hetero clap

The smacking on the back two hetero dudes do after doing something deemed affectionate. A physical version of 'no homo'

Brody hetero clapped Doug on the back after hugging him.

by Squid4pres February 5, 2017

heterogina

the ass of a heterosexual male

"put it in my heterogina"
"i pegged my boyfriend in his heterogina"

by shitty witty ditty titty September 10, 2021