Barbie herpes

Something bad or wrong or gross about someone seems perfect

Fred: I broke up with my girl friend after I found out about her Barbie herpes
John: what was it
Fred: she had braided pubic hair and she had been cheating on me

by The jelly man February 8, 2015

herpes train

The train linking the two herpes blackspots of Ireland; Dublin and Mayo.

"The herpes train was jammers on Friday."

"All aboard the Herpes train!"

by Cla January 1, 2008

Herpes Multiplex

A Viral infection contracted from the direct contact to mucus membrane of soiled movie theater seating.

Adam- "Yo man, did you hear that Alyssia got Herpes?"
Doug- "Herpes simplex x2?"
Adam- "Nah guy, she got Herpes Multiplex from the dirty seats at the movie theater when she saw Transformers II"
Doug- "Damn dude, I'l send her flowers"

by StreetBikeTakeover July 25, 2009

herpes of the brain

A condition associated with a stupid person. A person who cant think for themself. A person with nothing upstairs. Someone who has HERPES of the brain instead of the body. It impairs their thinking and makes them become brainwashed easily.

Mikey Rehmeer has herpes of the brain.

by sjeeee January 10, 2008

herpes boy

i kid who you don't like , and really has no place hanging around with you but like herpes he never goes away.
you can distract him for a while but he will always show up again

"fucke here comes herpes boy again, lets bolt"

by Ricky_Slate April 6, 2004

Herpesyphillitus

Every STD combined into one big bonering disease

I heard tom doesnt have much longer, the doctor diagnosed him with herpesyphillitus

by Trevaids edyke and Justdaddy December 10, 2018

Herpules

The biggest, strongest, deadliest and most fucking horrendous nightmare fueling herpes there is. The word strikes fear to anyone who's heard it. It's rumored that the second you get it, your balls will shrink to the size of a walnut.

Ashton: I just got Herpules!
Finn: Did your balls shrink?
Ashton: No, they stayed the same size, why?
Finn: Also, why can i see your massive two inch chode

by You sad human January 10, 2019