Van Helsing

A turd that looks exactly like a vampire stake.

I just took a Van Helsing. It looked like I could kill a vampire with it.

by Jeffale5 August 17, 2013

van helsing

term used to imply getting really intoxicated

dude, let's get all van helsing tonight.

by rob May 13, 2005

Van Helsing

Slang for "that person sings like Hell!".

Everytime a good song plays on my radio, my bitch, Chelsea Handler, starts doin' the Van Helsing and totally fucks up any chance of me enjoying the song.

Thankfully, I have a conversion van, so I can redeem the displeasure by pulling over and fucking her brains out!

by B. A. Baracus June 13, 2006

helloings

helloings is another way of saying hello but you have to say without showing any emotion . the word helloings originated from Ireland and was first created in 1987

helloings it a nice day today

by [e-mail] December 15, 2016

Hellsinky

Da unwanted result of a pirate ship's trying to pillage da capital of Finland --- i.e., said sea-tub will end up like da Titanic, and plummet straight to da "fire and brimstone" depths of eternity.

If I was gonna sail to Finland, it definitely wouldn't be to raid it for monetary treasure --- I'm a gentle respectful dude, and so I'd wanna go there for peaceful and hopefully romantic purposes... Finnish women are known for their ample "treasure chests" and a fairly relaxed level of "willingness", and so that would be far more satisfying for me than gold or jewels; besides, I wouldn't be nearly so likely to suffer "Hellsinky" from the mere act of politely asking local ladies with well-endowed chests to let me "sample the goods" as I would from trying to steal their financial riches.

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

Van Helsing

A greasy person who often wears the same clothes for weeks in a row and smells of body odor from anywhere from 0 to 100 yards away. Acne is also very prominant on their face...and by prominant i mean there is no regular skin. They may also run cross country for a high school in cargo pants and knock-off, wal-mart brand timberland boots.

Nathan: "Hey there goes Van Helsing in them same god damn clothes"!
Adam:"Yeah i smelled his ass before he walked in the cafeteria with those Wal-Mart boots and cargo shorts on".

by Adam Berry January 28, 2007

Hellsyng

* Ex-Lax - Laxatives (or purgatives) are foods, compounds, or drugs taken to induce bowel movements or to loosen the stool, most often taken to treat ...

I'm constipated. I'm gana take some Hellsyng

by Roflkittenmonkeydoughtnut April 17, 2009