Hearthstoned

The phrase "Hearthstoned" is used mainly in card games other than Hearthstone, used to describe the sheer fool you've made out of your opponent through the abuse of RNG}. When you are Hearthstoned, you are obligated to either mask your face in shame or to slowly walk out of an enclosed territory you're currently occupying.
Often times Hearthstoning an opponent could lead to spontaneous orgasms, tensing of muscles, and the reference of oneself as a "legend."

"Hey Swim, what happened?"
"I got fucking hearthstoned man."
"Get good."

by Jalex54202 May 25, 2020

Heartstopper syndrome

a syndrome you start to have after you’ve watched multiple times the Heartstopper show on Netflix and cried your eyes out multiple times, after that you won’t stop thinking about it.

IT’S FRICKING BEAUTIFUL GO WACTH IT WT R U DOING
Be happy, live your life and watch Heartstopper.

“What the doctor said?”
“Oh nothing, it’s just my Heartstopper syndrome”

by Alex 🍂 (Taylor’s version) August 14, 2023

heartsong

Heartsong Herbal Brewing Company, often referred to simply as "Heartsong." An herbal brewing company in Ashland, OR that brews chai and their own unique "Pepper Brews," citrus based, ready-to-drink teas made with hot peppers.

"Heartsong Chai is the best chai in the world!"

"I love those kids at Heartsong"

"Heartsong makes amazing brews. They saved my life at Burning Man!"

"Heartsong? Oh yeah, they make the spicy shit! I dig it."

by the chai guy February 23, 2008

Hearthstone Hell

Whenever Swagsplif goes live for any length of time.

Oh boi looks like ol swag is back in Hearthstone Hell again.

by TheHeauxAreLaughing October 6, 2018

Headstone Handy

The headstone handy is when you go to graveyard at anytime and receive a hand job behind a headstone.

Mark- "i just received a headstone handy"

Jack - "what's a headstone handy"

Mark - I'm glad you asked, it's when you receive a hand job behind a headstone in a grave yard"

Jack - "oh cool I can't wait to get one f those"

by ML69 November 13, 2021

Heartstroke

an act where a penis is used to rub against a heart, effectively stroking it. May be a fetish.

"Oh man i can't wait to heartstroke again i love her so much!"

"dude... she's dead..."

"..huh?"

by IcedCoffeeBaconOil November 24, 2019

Hop on Hearthstone

Hop on Hearthstone is an invitation to experience medieval vengeance with flair and chickpeas. First, you’re strapped to the Iron Chair, slathered in warm, garlic-infused hummus, because why not add insult to injury? Next, they shove the Pear of Anguish where the sun don’t shine, now zestfully hummus-coated for “maximum flavor.” Then, you’re strapped to the Breaking Wheel, spun like a sad rotisserie chicken while Fabio, the flamboyant executioner, pelts you with hummus grenades. The crowd? Chanting “YAS QUEEN!” as your dignity crumbles like dry pita. It’s gay. It’s gory. And it’s gluten-free.

Timmy: Yo bro, hop on hearthstone
Snortulf: ait ait

by Man i love Hearthstone February 4, 2025