madi hawley

Blue eyes, brown hair, braces in her final year of school but still kinda cute. Funny and is always good for a laugh. Always down for some Starbucks but hates unnecessary things. Absolutely stunning and excels at sport especially netball. All the guys at school chase her and all the girls copy her.

Guy 1: Hey look at that chick reckon she's a Madi Hawley?
Guy 2: Yes well she is the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen

by Anon1223595039504 April 1, 2020

Hawleying

to run in a fearful way, at the first sign of danger

"The man who encouraged the rioters was later seen Hawleying away from them."

by ironyguy July 23, 2022

Sarah Hawley

The most extroverted introvert you will ever meet. She is also amazing at art. She plays ultimate frisbee and is constantly injured.

Person 1: look at what Sarah Hawley did!
Person 2: yeah it'd pretty cool!

by I WAS NOT HERe AND WILL NEVER February 18, 2023

Hawley

To flee in abject terror as a result of fucking around then finding out

Senator Josh Hawley was really Hawleying out of the Capitol on January 6.

by TheCelt July 22, 2022

Lauren Hawley

Lauren Hawley is every confused (usually repressed emo) frat boys dream girl. Or rather a nightmare girl. She is the devil except like way hotter and not as emotionally stable. She will probably fall in love with you in a week but will be bored soon, so don't get attached. If you like adventure, juuls and doing literally anything impulsively, shes ur jam. Make sure to check in on her tho okay, cause even though she won't respond, it'll matter to her. She thick as hell too ON MY MAMA OOF

Chad: "Jesus Christ! Is that the devil?!"
Brad: "No brother...that's Lauren Hawley."

by yowhatupitsyoboiuhskinnypenis June 17, 2019

Joe Hawley

none of the docs are true, not even the one by eden and nymn. joe is innocent, he didn't do anything wrong. he's not schizophrenic, just traumatized from his fans and the s*xual abuse he endured. people really should care more about him, instead of just discarding the words he says as another "schizophasia word salad". he doesn't deserve death threats, or to be s*xually abused at a concert. he isn't the reason tally hall isn't reunited, it's the fans. treat him with respect, he deserves it.

Person 1: "omg, did you hear about what Joe Hawley did?"
Person 2: "he didn't do anything, this is bullsh*t."

by Cassidy Grey June 23, 2025

hawley texas

Hawley Texas is a small ass town that is literally an exit off of a highway with like 150 people living in it and everyone knows everyone and everybody is always in everyone's shit

Hawley Texas is a shit town

by Okkkkkkk666 October 7, 2017