Head-Hassing

To commit acts of Tom-foolery with the boys.

Hey let’s go do some head-hassing this weekend.

by FatMule1941 September 10, 2023

Hastings Canter

The act of walking (or trying to run) like a brain-dead retard. Often likened to the sight of an elderly man, whom after having just suffered a serious stroke, attempting a sprint down a steep enbankment with a pole in his rectum.

Poor fellah, he is doing the Hastings Canter. He must need some attention. Either that, or he is retarded.

by Roaaaar April 26, 2009

Haslingden

Haslingden is a town in north west England filled with nonces, drug dealers and drugies and underage drinkers.
Haslingden is indefinitely a great place to live.

Jack "Haslingden is shit"
Mat "you're right"

by anonymous November 17, 2020

hashinfigel

a yummy pastry made with strawberries in the middle.

Did you eat that hashinfigel?

by Maddy Edgar February 22, 2008

reed-hasting

prematurely abandoning an established industry or practice, on the belief that something that is new or cutting-edge will be successful and profitable regardless of its quality or readiness.

Eponym referring to Netflix CEO Reed Hastings, who spun off the DVDs-by-mail service that had defined his company's success, re-branded it poorly, and retained the Netflix name for online streaming in the belief that it alone was the future of the industry.

It's important that we promote green energy, but we need to stop reed-hasting, or we'll just end up throwing more money at failing companies like Solyndra.

by ChunAsperEndao September 23, 2011

Crusty Hastings

The extreme end of a cigarette, usually a gift from a vagrant or otherwise trashy individual. Like a bust down only way smaller. The dregs.

"I needed a cigarette, but I could only get that guy's crusty hastings."
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"Hey man, can I get your crusty hastings?

by MisterGross March 12, 2013

Dirty Hastings

When you get caught having sex’s in a elementary school drop off lane

Bro did you hear they did the dirty Hastings

by Thycuntfuckery April 30, 2021