hasty

very fast

person: wow, you're hasty
person2: yeah.

by Ellie is cool March 21, 2022

hasty tasty

The act of performing oral sex whilst in a fast food drive thru line.

We were in the Popeye's drive thru line and she couldn't wait, so she gave me a hasty tasty

by Rude B January 10, 2019

Jackson Hastie

Jackson Hastie is the biggest bitch ass nigger in the whole entire world. But his asshole is tighter than any object known to man. All 8.2 inches of his big girthy bulging penis feel soooooo good.

George Floyd: You heard of that Jackson Hastie guy?? I heard he has the fattestttt cock.
Rapist: That Jackson Hastie guy is a proper bloke you know.
George Floyd: He a nigga tho

by propergeeza123 October 31, 2023

The Hastie Wastie

The act of fornicating whilst rolling around in a 3rd party’s vomit.

Adam: “hey Laura. I fancy you quite a bit. I know it’s our first date. Instead of a dick slap in the face how about the Hastie Wastie?”

Laura: “ a Hastie Wastie?”

Adam: “yes laura. Sandra vomited her chunky tomato soup outside on the doorstep. Let’s put my Agnus Monster into your Monica Cherrybrook whilst rolling around in juicy chunky tomato vomit”

Laura: “why yes Adam! Give me that vomit covered schlong”

by Nev2 November 2, 2018

Hasti

HASTI

My name is hasti

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Mage hatef hasti?

If someone does the same thing for several times we use “mage hatef hasti”

After eating Kabab Mahali for 4 weeks:
A: what do u want for lunch?
B: Kabab Mahali!
A: Mage Hatef Hasti????

by Yousefi mashhourz April 21, 2019

Hasti Bumskin

An extremly rashy asscheek. Or someone who is a massive cunt.

"He's Such a Hasti Bumskin!"

by hunglikeahorse23 December 26, 2024