Blond hasties are dangerous. Don't get close to them. If you know any hasti who is vegan, blond and feminist, run away. I'm not joking
by Taha hashemi November 23, 2021

Hasty Market is a Canadian convenience store chain. Since the first Hasty Market was opened in 1981 in Hamilton, Ontario, the company has grown to over 150 locations across Ontario. Hasty Market provides the usual convenience store offerings, and at some locations has hot food, smoothies, and more.
Example 1:
"I'm out of milk. Time to go to Hasty Market!"
Example 2:
Guelph resident: "I keep trying to buy eggs, but Cam Guthrie keeps jumping out from behind Hasty Market and stealing all my eggs!"
Cam Guthrie: *sucks egg*
"I'm out of milk. Time to go to Hasty Market!"
Example 2:
Guelph resident: "I keep trying to buy eggs, but Cam Guthrie keeps jumping out from behind Hasty Market and stealing all my eggs!"
Cam Guthrie: *sucks egg*
by hailqueensatan July 20, 2025

Jackson Hastie is the biggest bitch ass nigger in the whole entire world. But his asshole is tighter than any object known to man. All 8.2 inches of his big girthy bulging penis feel soooooo good.
George Floyd: You heard of that Jackson Hastie guy?? I heard he has the fattestttt cock.
Rapist: That Jackson Hastie guy is a proper bloke you know.
George Floyd: He a nigga tho
Rapist: That Jackson Hastie guy is a proper bloke you know.
George Floyd: He a nigga tho
by propergeeza123 October 31, 2023

Nourishment prepared in a hurry. Famous places include the House of Donalds, Ravenous Jacks and Bloody Rooster.
Maid: Are you feeling a little peckish my lord?
Lord: Aye. If I may be so bold, could you acquire some hasty sustenance to revive my vitality?
Lord: Aye. If I may be so bold, could you acquire some hasty sustenance to revive my vitality?
by Abnormalize October 19, 2020

After eating Kabab Mahali for 4 weeks:
A: what do u want for lunch?
B: Kabab Mahali!
A: Mage Hatef Hasti????
A: what do u want for lunch?
B: Kabab Mahali!
A: Mage Hatef Hasti????
by Yousefi mashhourz April 21, 2019

by hunglikeahorse23 December 26, 2024
