harudyous

Another word for hilarious; while avoiding to have to say the word "Larry"

Did you see that guy fall?? It was harudyous!

by Susieness September 2, 2010

Hauditor

A hot auditor.

Hey Ashley, there's an auditor in the conference room, and he's so good lookin! Yeah, he's such a hauditor!

by A1C1E1 June 3, 2011

Harding's Law

The tendency to notice mistakes shortly after a resource is made public. Characterized by a direct correlation between the impact of the mistake and the size of the audience. Variant of Murphy's Law.

"Oh no! I didn't catch that typo until after I hit the 'Publish' button! Harding's Law, huh?"

"Why is it so reliable that I see an error in a file 30 seconds after I send it out? Must be Harding's Law at work."

by jstarlen January 2, 2020

Hirudinea Chutiyae

This is the scientific name of a creature that forms a parasitic relationship with female humans. It causes trauma to the female because of its intense insecurities. The characteristic trait of this organism is toxic masculinity and being a raging hypocrite and blames its own faults on the female because it doesn't have the balls to admit its own flaws, come to terms with it and then work on it. For eg. it will slut-shame the female while cheating on its own partner. Common names include Kritik, Kchutiya. Very difficult to get rid of but once done, survivors have often said "life feels like the feeling you'd get if you were around Harry Styles all the time".

"Hey did you get rid of Hirudinea Chutiyae that was in your system?"
"YES! MY LIFE COULD NOT BE BETTER!!! Kritik didn't deserve a single second of my time. The toxic mannerless asshole"

by FeministCheeseCube September 4, 2020

Die Hardian

Any movie or tv show taking place in the alternate universe Die Hard movies exist in, wherein any and all objects are consistantly on the brink of explosion.

Sons Of Anarchy has gotten awfully Die Hardian this season.

by Boomlover November 30, 2011

Hardie

The slang of hard-on.

Brian got a hardie when looking at Haley.

by Mike Q September 4, 2005

haruki murakami

"easily accessible, yet profoundly complex."-The Virginia Quarterly Review....brilliant writer.

for haruki murakami short story enthusiasts, the elephant vanishes and vintage murakami.

by boisei December 9, 2008