Hang on two seconds and a monkey

A phrase used to express surprise or bewilderment at the occurrence of an unlikely event.

‘Hang on two seconds and a monkey! My cup of tea tastes like brandy!’

by dontletmeinthere December 28, 2020

Hang Out Non Stop

Abbreviation: HONS. When you are doing an activity such as drinking for a long amount of time and the whole group is in it to win it. This will result in usually hangovers, blacking out, and creeping.

Rudy and I want to Hang Out Non Stop (HONS).

by S - Muscle December 13, 2009

hang out a shingle

Verb phrase. To start a business.

This refers to old shops or guilds in the 1800's and before, where their business name was carved on a piece of wood called a shingle, which they would hang out over their front door for pedestrians to see.

"Your sister graduated Law School last week? When will she hang out a shingle?"

by anonymous June 15, 2021

sexual hang-ups

When someone does not want to have sex or engage in any form of sexual activity due to some emotional problem.

Summer: C'mon, old man, little boy, let's make an inter-generational sandwich!

Rick & Morty: Eww! Gross! DIsgusting! Put some clothes on for god's sake!

Centaur: Sexual hang-ups in the pleasure chamber are punishable by death!

by Traflorkian May 24, 2016

stank on my hang-low

To have sexual intercourse with a woman resulting in the penis smelling like a can of tuna.

Where's Stan?
He left with that chick to get some stank on his hang-low

by Grouch April 19, 2004

Sugar Hang-Over

Eating to much sugar during the night, and waking up tired and pretty messed up in the head. Thats a sugar hang-over.

I ate candy tonight... Oh maaan i will be having a sugar hang-over tomorrow

by Imme Loutfi March 8, 2011

stank on the hang down

to have the smell of, or vaginal secretions... upon your penis

Dude, Im goin to town and gittin me some stank on the old hang down!

by phildo macrackin February 27, 2003