Ham handlers

The hand like hooves of an obese person. Often including an opposable digit. To aid in the handling of hams, or the operation of mobility scooters.

Look at at the ham handlers on that! She really looks like she knows how to handle a ham.

by Escobar Marineros August 27, 2020

Handlebar Max

The coolest guy you will ever meet! His handlebar draws all the ladies in and gives him good luck for all his baseball games. He's a sweet, down to Earth guy, that you can't help but love.

Guy: "Who's that guy with the sweet handlebar mustache?"
Other guy: "Uh, that's Handlebar Max."

by ellenweasley October 9, 2018

Finger handleballs

this resulted from a mispronouncation of finger handle bars, which is like a finerstache, only you get hand bars, instead of a moustache. After much debate, the group of new words (websters) decided it was a piercing that people got that involved piercing large rings through both testicles so your girlfriend/boyfriend/etc. could handle you by them.

Bob: Dude, did you hear Josh got him some Finger Handlebars?

Joe: GROSS! Wat is he, gay? those are for gays

Bob: HEY MAN! -drops pants- i have them too!

Joe: -pulls bob by his finger handleballs- you fucking faggot.

by SPECIALEDDIE October 20, 2008

San Antonio Handlebar

Noun: A long turd placed along the upper lip in such a way as to resemble a handlebar mustache. Usually administered to those who may be considered enemies, this Texas treat could possibly be given to someone you love. However, that's certainly an avenue I'm not willing to explore.

I hate my boss so much I swear I'll give him a San Antonio Handlebar if I ever get fired.

by Freezerbabies August 24, 2008

Handlebar Moustache

A handlebar moustache is a growth of hair from the upper lip of a man, including only hair from within the upper lip and within the smile lines, and not including hair growing from skin below the corners of the mouth. Such a moustache will have hair at either side that is allowed to grow longer and extend out to the sides, or upward or downward, and which may be straight - more or less - or naturally curled, or curled with the aid of heat or grooming aids such as waxes, pomades or glues.

A handlebar moustache is considered a highly distinctive style for a man, adding a sort of exclamation point to his personal style. Some feel such is odd or strange, but it's merely rare these days, and those who wear them like the individuality or nostalgia of the style.

An important note is what is NOT a handlebar moustache: many people believe that a horseshoe goatee or "biker mustache" (like Hulk Hogan is known for) is a handlebar moustache. Such consists of a mustache on the upper lip connected to a growth of hair in a column from the corners of the mouth straight down to the jawline. A moustache doesn't include cheek, jaw or chin hair, thus this is not a handlebar moustache. It is a goatee with a moustache.

mustache handlebar moustache

by Ericjt July 24, 2011

[blow job handle bars]

when a girl wheres pigtails and gives a guy head. they give a guy something to hold on to and pull.

dude, sally totally wore blow job handle bars last nigh. It was fucking hot!!

by sexyazzbabe914 March 21, 2009

handlebaricide

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NOUN

1. the killing of a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster
2. a person who kills a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster or is responsible for his death; ironic murderer

When the rage became too unbearable for Zoey, she took Clementine's matching florescent pink faux rabbit hair scarf-and-hat set with its embroidered bright red handlebar mustache and strangled the life out of the Brooklyn hipster with it while making sure the embroidered mustache always remained directly under the beatnik's nose.

This act of handlebaricide was ruled as justifiable homicide by the US Supreme Court.

by Tsarstepan January 2, 2013