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Kirt Hammett

by CaptainCrazy January 3, 2022
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Kirk Hammett

THE HOTTEST MAN EVERRRRRRR.
(also a nickname for someone with long curly hair or fast fingers for playing guitar)

Kirk is a guitarist from San Francisco. He's currently in the band Metallica. His mom is Filipino and his dad was English, German, Scottish, and Irish (according to google).
1.) Omg that dude is such a Kirk Hammett.

2.) I'm gonna go see Metallica tonight!! I'm so excited to see Kirk Hammett on stage, he's my fav!
by Anon♡♡ February 2, 2023
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Fanny Hamlett

Fat, stagnant, fraudulent creature who has the “highest footballing IQ” in the north west when they’re really a bum ass mf. The person at 5 a side who doesn’t move but whinges at you for not making a run.
Stop being a fanny hamlett”
by Shabbalicious April 9, 2023
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Dj Hamlett

Some Zennial fuck boy. Wants you to be his mommy. Porn addict can only get off to his hand. If you hurt his feelings he will have a melt down like a 2 year old...

Dj David Hamlett
Who is Dj Hamlett?
by Thefukboifinder March 12, 2025
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Quirk Hammett

See: Kirk Hammett, quirky lead guitar player for Metallica
One notable attribute of Quirk Hammett is his extensive collection of horror movie memorabilia."
by 767Flyer December 14, 2025
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