halpin'd

An unexpected job loss, when a top performer is the victim of corporate downsizing.

Annabelle was shocked to learn after 15 years of stellar performance, she had been halpin'd

by Brute' May 9, 2008

pam halpert

The cutest girl on The Office and the cutest girl Jim dates and then marries

pam halpert is that cute girl that Jim halpert marries right?

by Theofficefan_101 September 27, 2017

stranger things have happened

Unlikely but not impossible.

They're not the most likely winners but stranger things have happened.
"I definitely do think we can still win, stranger things have happened, " said Mjallby.

by jonathan.creek January 23, 2014

Tits or it didn't happen

An expression requesting a picture of naked breasts to serve as proof of having a girlfriend. Also used to question an online poster's sexual identity.

Rosencrantz: My girlfriend gave me such a great blowjob last night.
Guildenstern: Girlfriend? Hah! Tits or it didn't happen!

Philomena: I'm a gorgeous brunette with large breasts looking for World of Warcraft fans so I can suck their cocks
Nerdcore: No you're not, you're a guy.
Philomena: No, I'm a girl
Nerdcore: Tits or it didn't happen.

by Sklooby October 27, 2008

crazy random happenstance

a quirky twist of fate, synonym of coincidence, as shown in "Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog"

Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

Billy: Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love frozen yogurt!
Billy: What a crazy random happenstance!

by fred carpinski February 25, 2009

Harpenden

The most amazing place EVER.

Fegus: So, where are you from?
Agatha: Harpenden.
Fergus: (In awe) Wow.

by annabananathesafetybanner May 5, 2009

What had happened was

the beginnings of trying to explain the fault of a situation, or trying to get out of blame for a bad situation

Uncle Phil: How did Carlton get a hold of those speed pills?!!
Fresh Prince: Ya see, what had happened was...

by Nikki November 4, 2004