Gunches

1. A gazillion bunches.

2. A lot
3. A large amount of something.

1. Thank you gunches.
2. I love you gunches.
3. I have gunches of bunny rabbits.

by Deavii February 19, 2010

Gunch

Collective noun- group of lesbians

The gunch were having so much fun!

by Lasagne August 18, 2013

chunder gunch

He/she who bears such an uncanny resemblance to a douche bag in actions, words, and appearance that he/she has lost all value as a human.

That Carson Daly is one incredible chunder gunch.

by Telephone Repairman November 06, 2007

gunch hog

A female (whether large OR small) that complains of being fat, while eating a candy bar.

Also, often drinks diet cola to compensate??

I am tired of listening to her complain, she's such a gunch hog, you know.

by Brisco Darling July 22, 2005

gunch out

When someone backs out of previously made plans, especially because of attempts to thwart said plans by a gunch.

"Hey, did you and Jerome man slam that slut from the bar?"
"No, his girl called so he decided to gunch out...said he had to go to Antiques Roadshow or some bullshit. You can be the guy on the other side of the wall if you want."
"I'll bring the viking helmet."

by John Goodthrust January 13, 2009

Gunch

aka Guy Lunch; When the guys in the office get together for lunch. Typically at a Sports Bar or Hooters or pretty much anywhere that serves beer and wings.

Clay: Hey, what are you doing for lunch?
Dannon: No plans...gunch?
Clay: Gunch!
Dannon: Let's do it!

by KingD1234 July 21, 2011

Gunch Grass

Grass that is soo long that it will completely ruin your golf game. Not where you want to hit your golf ball.

The "ruff", "gunch grass'

by GatorDaddy91 October 13, 2010