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guacamole cooch 

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A vagina that has been penetrated so often throughout it's existence that it's inards are being worn on the outside. Which then causes the snatch to resemble that of guacamole.
"Dude don't hit on that Ashley chick man, I fucked her 3 months ago and that bitch had a mean ass guacamole cooch."
guacamole cooch by Tommy Stanek October 29, 2006
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guacamole nigga penis 

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the term is to describe when you guacamole all over your niggas face with your penis. this word is usually associated with the sexual position, eli posman, because it is the easiest way to perform thy guacamole nigga penis
woah! that was the craziest guacamole nigga penis i’ve ever done! my guacamole went everywhere!

holy guacamole 

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A shocking surprise that is preposterous.
Person 1: Did you know stretch marks are permanent?
Person 2: holy guacamole!!
holy guacamole by Massiveturd December 20, 2009
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guacamole nigga penis 

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g u a c a m o l e n i g g a p e n i s
guacamole nigga penis
Friend 1: ay can i get some of that guacamole nigga penis
Friend 2: hell yeah man *unzips pants to reveal a huge throbbing black penis covered in guacamole*

Guacamole Feast 

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The act of cumming into a bowl, using food coloring to turn it green,adding pepper and having your partner eat it with tortilla chips.
Girl : Babe, that was an extra salty guacamole feast.

Guy: You should just be thankful for what you have.
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Guacamole nigga penis 

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Guacamole nigga penis is when a nigga stick his penis in guacamole and cum and gives it to a girl named Brie
That was some great guacamole nigga penis