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grocery store phone by AugustineIsHere December 8, 2021
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Grocery Store Children
Feral kids, usually with dirty feet and poorly clothed. Indicative of children that run wild without parental supervision in a commercial store. They may be seen screaming, crying, demanding items "they want", and may be found blocking your path down a narrow isle while their parents refuse to tell them to get out of the way.
*Use caution when approaching Grocery Store Children as they may bite and are known to a carrier disease.
*Use caution when approaching Grocery Store Children as they may bite and are known to a carrier disease.
Grocery Store Children by Chief of Chiefs January 14, 2024
Grocery store
1. A place where you go to buy five things but somehow leave with twenty, none of which you actually needed.
2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.
3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).
2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.
3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).
Examples:
A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."
B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!
Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...
C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*
Person 1: Why it took you so long?
Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.
A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."
B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!
Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...
C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*
Person 1: Why it took you so long?
Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.
Grocery store by Mspaintsucks December 28, 2024
Grocery Store Method
when you see a bad bitch in the grocery store so you put her in your shopping cart and take her home without her consent
Grocery Store Method by oregonleafblower69 October 23, 2025
Old school grocrey store
when a girl straddles and sits on your face.Like when you went to an old school grocrey store and would ride the quarter rides.example,motor bike,air plane,brown horse,carasoul
Old school grocrey store by Jeremiah Congdon February 23, 2009