1)A person who advances on a 15 year old.
2)A girl who doesn't get her eyebrows done/shave her upper lip.
3)A guy who sniffs your hair from behind.
4)Lesbian gym teachers.
5)Guys with leg tattoos.
6)A guy who steals your underwear and wears them.
7)Carrot tops.
8)Guys who wear cowboy boots and/or have ponytails.
9)Hot Topic employees.
10)Guys who share lollipops with other guys.
11)Guys who have their balls as their aim icons.
2)A girl who doesn't get her eyebrows done/shave her upper lip.
3)A guy who sniffs your hair from behind.
4)Lesbian gym teachers.
5)Guys with leg tattoos.
6)A guy who steals your underwear and wears them.
7)Carrot tops.
8)Guys who wear cowboy boots and/or have ponytails.
9)Hot Topic employees.
10)Guys who share lollipops with other guys.
11)Guys who have their balls as their aim icons.
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Get the Creepsterbating mug.An Ultimate Greebster is someone we all know...it is that friend who comes over and will go through your pantry and fridge with absolutly no cognitive thoughts regarding the fact that the food or drinks are not theirs...they rarely will ask and more often than not you let it slip by and never say anything at all...until they leave
"hey roomie Brian said he is going to stop by..."
"awh dude I just got grocery's and what do you know here comes the Ultimate Greebster!"
"oh shit your right...well lets just make him play Halo right when he walks in so his Greebster ass won't eat all our food!"
"awh dude I just got grocery's and what do you know here comes the Ultimate Greebster!"
"oh shit your right...well lets just make him play Halo right when he walks in so his Greebster ass won't eat all our food!"
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I don't realy know of a given example of walmart greeter grab a simple roll of already opened toilet paper and walk into any walmart.... you'll see one of the above... stalking you like a jilted speed dater on a rape quest. Blind people can even sense a wal-mart greeter by the constant sniffling of runny snot... and the faint odor of cottage cheese.
The walmart greeter at our store dripped snot on a radio I was returning and stuck a rainbow of stickers on my 3 yr old. When I tried to walk to the return desk "Bubba" followed my 3 yr old who was crying and asked if she "wanta to see my pokemon pee pee?" I have a lawsuit pending.
The walmart greeter at our store dripped snot on a radio I was returning and stuck a rainbow of stickers on my 3 yr old. When I tried to walk to the return desk "Bubba" followed my 3 yr old who was crying and asked if she "wanta to see my pokemon pee pee?" I have a lawsuit pending.
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