A new generation of hipster, 28+ male found in cities. Rocking a flat cap, checked flannel shirt and old man Cardigan. Far less edgy than a hipster, they may or may not have a beard and they generally work in middle management and like to spend weekends on meditation retreats, having nice weekends with family and friends and not drinking the latest on trend craft beer.
Celeb Urban grandads include Matthew Edmondson radio one and John Richardson comedian
Celeb Urban grandads include Matthew Edmondson radio one and John Richardson comedian
I Really like Matt, he’s such a nice guy, he had a cool cardigan on last week, when he told me he liked my jumper, he’s such an Urban Grandad.
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A man's pathetic and rather quite sad attempt at being a real grandad. A delusional man whose step-son/daughter has had a child and for some strange reason believes he is the grandad of the child, who shares not 1 Iota of DNA with said grandad!
2. Step-grandad
Delusions of grandeur by a life long non achiever, futile attempt of having the one thing not even his sister can give him... a real grandchild!
See also IMAGINARY FRIEND.
A man's pathetic and rather quite sad attempt at being a real grandad. A delusional man whose step-son/daughter has had a child and for some strange reason believes he is the grandad of the child, who shares not 1 Iota of DNA with said grandad!
2. Step-grandad
Delusions of grandeur by a life long non achiever, futile attempt of having the one thing not even his sister can give him... a real grandchild!
See also IMAGINARY FRIEND.
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This is worse than your daddy lesbian, your mom gay, and your granny a tranny Every time you say this 10 African kids die
John: your granny tranny
Bob: I'll say it
John: say faggot
Bob: ur grandad a fag
*John and 10 African kids die*
Bob: I'll say it
John: say faggot
Bob: ur grandad a fag
*John and 10 African kids die*
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Get the Creakys grandad mug.THE WORST OF THE WORST ALL WHOM HAPPEN TO FACE THIS INSULT ARE INSTANTLY EARASED FROM ALL OF HISTORY BE WARY MY CHILDREN BE WARY INDEED
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2.If you dont want to use yer mum or yer dad as a comeback
3.If your shit at comebacks
2.If you dont want to use yer mum or yer dad as a comeback
3.If your shit at comebacks
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Is of the homosexual variety.
Enjoys talking about how there lives are so well "planned out" when really the cripple fuckers dont even know what colour underpants they're going to put on tomorrow morning (usually pink with white flower saying "I bummed Barrowman" along the waist)
Is of the homosexual variety.
Enjoys talking about how there lives are so well "planned out" when really the cripple fuckers dont even know what colour underpants they're going to put on tomorrow morning (usually pink with white flower saying "I bummed Barrowman" along the waist)
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