Grimmy Gram

When a drug dealer gives you an unscaled gram of Mary jane.

My homie just gave me a grimmy gram for $10 cuz I was in a hurry and didn't have time.

by Smiley1691 December 23, 2014

Slave to the gram

When one is willing to go to extreme heights in order to obtain an instagram photo, possibly risking injury.

She only ski-dived for the instagram , she's a slave to the gram

by tea123 July 29, 2017

gram

there are two definitions of 'gram' depending on the context

1. a 'gram' refers to a 'gram' of drugs
2. the 'gram' refers to instagram

Yo dude hmu with a gram of that coke cocaine

"I don't do it for the gram, I do it for Compton" -Kendrick Lamar.

by vsh October 30, 2017

Gram-Schmidt Method

Possibly the longest, most pointless, drawn out, disconcerting, boring process in all of mathematics. Finding the orthosomething basis for a matrix.

Find the orthonormal basis for A using the Gram-Schmidt Method.

by DB|DB May 11, 2011

the fitness gram pacer test

the gym teacher says those dreaded words "today we will have the pacer test" and the only kids who are happy are the really sporty kids, every other kid fucking hates this test.

"Today we will have the fitness gram pacer test."

"YAAY!"
"dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Naners420 August 24, 2020

koksu pięć gram

A polish cow dancing that is popular.

me: have you heard about the polish cow?
friend: yeah
me: do u know the lyrics
friend: Tylko jedno w głowie mam

me: Koksu pięć gram
friend: Odlecieć sam
me: W krainę za zapomnienia
friend: W głowie myśli mam
me: Kiedy skończy się ten stan
friend: Gdy już nie będę sam
me and my friend: Bo wjedzie biały węgorz
Tylko jedno w głowie mam
Koksu pięć gram
Odlecieć sam W krainę za zapomnienia
W głowie myśli mam
Kiedy skończy się ten stan
Gdy już nie będę sam
Bo wjedzie biały węgorz

by ForzaHorizon June 24, 2021

7 gram rocks

Enough to kill two and a half men.

"I was on 7 gram rocks, that's how I roll - winning".

by Nooboob September 10, 2011