An ex-shite-footballer turned acid-tongued chef who appears to have a severely dried apricot for a face
Guy: There was nothing on tv last night, so i was watching "The F Word" and i realised, wtf is wrong with Gordon Ramsay's face?
Guy 2: I dunno, let's ask Jeeves(?)
A celebrity chef from the English provinces popularized by his habitual rage towards those he deems "unfit" to be in his kitchen. Ramsay is most famous for his television show Hell's Kitchen, and became popular due to his vocabulary being equivalent to a South Park character if they were from Britain.