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Loosey Goosey

a very loosly rolled joint or rollie
Gary: 2's up
Bob: here you go gary
Gary: pfft its a bit loosey goosey, did u roll this?
Bob:*embarresed he lies* no
by MMMMPickle November 6, 2007
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Loosey Goosey

When a girl's vagina space is beyond the average space.

This probably is because she has had several sex partners. Once a guy finds she is this loose he probably won't go back to her. He can't feel anything.
Matt: Lance, don't even bother checking out Rihanna, she's a loosey goosey!

Lance: Naw, man look at her...damn!

Matt: NO! Trust me don't go there.

Lance: Aw, are you for realz!??! I wanted to get with her.
by IKnowIt203 July 27, 2010
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Loosey Goosey

When you're just feelin yourself(Dancin)in your grandma's kitchen and try to dance but you run into the cookie pan that then burns your arm and you just wiggle around like a loose goose until you're grandma stabs you in the neck for being too loud...pls accept
*walking in a club*

You're friend: "wow everyone's so LOOSEY GOOSEY"
You: "what's that?"
Your friend: "Long story"
by Just Mike33 January 24, 2018
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The Juicy Goosey

Using the head as a bowling ball for penetration🍑
“No Berty, anything but the Juicy Goosey
by Derty Berty February 1, 2020
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goosey gander

To walk around a certain area with no intention of going anywhere definite, almost like a goose wandering around a river bank pooping in random spots and harrasing little children but then waddling away somewhere else or better known as a goosey gander.
"Hey Alan coming for a goosey gander around town to check out the booty" "yeh man sounds good to me"
by Speedygonzalez July 20, 2015
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loosey goosey

a "loosey goosey" is a slut. One who gives up sexual favors freely. These people may also be referred to as "easy", "hoochies", "scanks", or even "Sex feinds".
Ex: Brittney is a loosey goosey and has sex with anyone anywhere.
by Brittney Richardson May 18, 2004
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Loosey Goosey

When you have an exceptionally slack anus from using Goose Fat as a lubricant.
'Graham my neighbour has a really bad case of the loosey goosey since I slathered goose fat all over his arse-hole last weekend'
by killahhoe March 29, 2018
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