Godhand /god-hand/noun, verb, godhand or godhand-ing.
–noun
1. The act of grasping; a seizing and holding fast; firm grasp using the terminal, prehensile part of the upper limb in humans and other primates, consisting of the wrist, metacarpal area, fingers, and thumb in order to stop ejaculation during sexual intercourse by interrupting the process of Cavernous nerve stimulation (Parasympathetic).
2. Using a godlike grip to stop from bursting during sex.
–noun
1. The act of grasping; a seizing and holding fast; firm grasp using the terminal, prehensile part of the upper limb in humans and other primates, consisting of the wrist, metacarpal area, fingers, and thumb in order to stop ejaculation during sexual intercourse by interrupting the process of Cavernous nerve stimulation (Parasympathetic).
2. Using a godlike grip to stop from bursting during sex.
Phil felt the ever growing sensation of ejaculation closing in
so he slapped a godhand on the lower part of his penis in order to prevent it.
so he slapped a godhand on the lower part of his penis in order to prevent it.
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(Extension of Godwin's Law)
Godwand's law is an Internet adage asserting that "As an online dating discussion grows longer, the probability of a guy mentioning his big penis approaches 1." — that is, if a discussion on an online dating website (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later the male(s) involved will mention that they have a big, thick, relentless, or magical penis ready to pleasure the female.
Godwand's law is an Internet adage asserting that "As an online dating discussion grows longer, the probability of a guy mentioning his big penis approaches 1." — that is, if a discussion on an online dating website (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later the male(s) involved will mention that they have a big, thick, relentless, or magical penis ready to pleasure the female.
(True story of Godwand's Law being applied)
Him : Hey, wanna ride a unicorn ?
Her : That would be awesome ! I'm gonna burst your bubble though, unicorns don't exist. No more than Santa, Pokemon and Tinkerbelle. Sorry if I ruined your childhood.
Him : Yeah but my unicorn's magical, it can make you cum each time you mount it !
Him : Hey, wanna ride a unicorn ?
Her : That would be awesome ! I'm gonna burst your bubble though, unicorns don't exist. No more than Santa, Pokemon and Tinkerbelle. Sorry if I ruined your childhood.
Him : Yeah but my unicorn's magical, it can make you cum each time you mount it !
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godhand.tobi is a user on the social media app TikTok who is either making a good take or complaining about how his gf doesn’t love him
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