Goated

When you pretend you're not jealous of a marriage well being their best friend. Then later convince one of them to leave their significant other for you.

Buddy was so close I called him my brother and he f****** goated me

Goated by Consummate Hate September 7, 2021

Goated

That boy named Bobby

Bobby is to goated

Goated by Gugffff October 27, 2021

goated

the opposite of dogwater

kitty: *plays ukulele goatedly*
sausy: that's dogwater
maylala: don't lie sausy! that's absolutely goated!

goated by anonymous January 9, 2022

Goated

Any individual who identifies by the name of marcus, usually a brown skinned curly hair individual who constantly laughs.

Marcus is so goated I swear to god.

Goated by Marcuiis February 15, 2022

GOATed

GOATed is a word made from an acronym (G.O.A.T) that was made of words, “Greatest of all time”. GOATed is a display of the dumbed down, tone-deaf world we live in today. Examples of the stupidity on display in the form of simple minded, devolved sentence structure is: “He’s the most GOATed coach of all time”, which would translate to ‘He’s the most Greatest Of All Time-ed coach of all time’ which is just redundant, ignorant, and sad.

GOATed need never be made a word, since it originated as an acronym (G.O.A.T.) and then was turned back into a word. Also, saying “that’s lit” makes you a fuck face.

GOATed by Schevyskvkvsky Schitt-Schtinke March 25, 2022

goated

to be goated is to be alan. goated is not the greatest of all time, but rather refers to slight definitions you can think of yourself. In the inc class of "26, goated is used as an everyday vocabluary in order to distinguish and define the best from extrodinary. when it comes to alan though, goated has a different meaning entirely.

C: I don't know how to eat pineapples

A: Not goated bro not goated

goated by andromeda_771 June 2, 2022

Goated

Awesome, epic. The term comes from the abbreviation G.O.A.T. which stands for "Greatest of all Time."

Arsenal is the most goated game in Roblox.

Goated by SlurpeeLikesGeography March 12, 2023