Metal Gear

Term applied to bipedal tanks, designed primarily to launch ICBMs from any point on Earth, thus rendering the concept of nuclear deterance moot, as well as eliminating the need for expensive silos or nuclear subs.

Metal Gears also serve the role of assault, artillery, anti-vehicle, anti-personell, escort, theatre-missile-defence, as well as numerous other functions with their heavy armaments. The numerous models over the decades have been armed with heavy machine-guns, rockets, hellfire missles, laser systems, rail-guns, hydro-cannons, and various other conventional and unconventional weapons.

In addition to carrying ICBMs, Metal Gears have been known to carry cluster-bombs, cruise missiles, and various other assault payloads in its missile tubes.

The Metal Gear is a fictional weapon-system.

No government has stepped forward for the nuclear attack, and no nation can be accused. NATO suspects that a Metal Gear was involved.

by Theorem March 2, 2005

Gear Queer

Military Lingo - A person who always wants the newest scope, site, rail system, or thing that they will never end up using. They will even spend money aquiring this shit knowing full well they will never use it. They are usually RANGER/SF wanna be's. These types are often seen rubing one off to a rangerjoe's magazine

Look at PFC Clark over there with his new M4 Pistol Grip. He is such a gear queer!

by arkieboy72472 October 15, 2008

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater is a brilliant game for PlayStation 2, featuring the world's longest ladder climb.

Person 1: "Wow, look at the size of that ladder!"
Person 2: "That's nothing, I spent 5 minutes climbing up one yesterday on Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. At least I had some wonderful music to accompany me."

by Jaaames January 9, 2009

sexth gear

That little extra burst of energy, you deliver to your partner as they tell you they "are comming". When you hear those glorious words, you kick it up a notch. Open the clutch, and throw it into "sexth gear". We've all done it!

".....feeling her thighs closing in on my neck, I knew what I was about to hear. As the words poured out of her mouth, I threw it into "sexth gear" and listened as she screamed away.........."

by srossyo December 16, 2009

Passing Gear

Clothing worn by light-skinned blacks who wish to be thought of as white.

Tyrone looks really convincing in his passing gear.

by Dollyrocker June 12, 2008

Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5

It's like nothing you've ever seen. It's nothing you've ever wanted to see! It's Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5!

We've ensured nothing can be more emotionally disturbing than this game. This game is full of so much explicit content it's been rated J.O. JESUS ONLY. And you thought Gears of Halo Theft Auto 4 was bad.

4 Different Professions:
-Crazy Crack Dealer
-Bloodthirsty Pimp
-Corrupt Politician
-Drunk Serial Killer

This sandbox game lets you do anything, and we mean anything! What other game can you beat your dog into a coma, take a dump in a urinal, and have unrestrained shameless sex with your bosses mother? Nothing! That's right, Jimmy!

"Reserve your copy of Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5 today!"

by crazycrackdealer March 1, 2010

Wizz gear

A collection of liquor, or other stash(bongs, pipes, drugs etc...) in a certain location, under the bed, in a duffle-bag...

"Hey man what's in that backpack getting white knuckles from clutching that thing" "It's holding my Wizz gear"

"Are you bringing your Wizz gear to the party?"

by DAGGUN December 9, 2008