The icky sticky goo that you don’t want under the gooch it’s worse than shit drizzling down your cock
by Sticky turd goblin June 4, 2021
Get the Gunky spunk mug.An extra large male with little to no rizz and a strong love of furries. He plays Battle Cats Unite on his Wii every day. He does nothing but sit around and play video games and be lazy. He is often on Urban dictionary to make himself feel good. They have an intelligence quotient of 3 at best. Mainly, they are in love with someone 3 years (or more) younger than themselves.
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Get the Glunk mug.by mostindubitably October 30, 2023
Get the glunker mug.when a jazz cat plays some hip and modern lines in a solo. It can also be used outside of this context in everyday conversation as a synonym for gas, gloopy or whack but all in a positive way
Friend 1: “what do you think of John Coltranes solo on moments notice”?
Friend 2: “that’s some glonky stuff man”.
Friend 2: “that’s some glonky stuff man”.
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Get the Glonky mug.British slang for enjoying a pleasant afternoon reading a book while drinking Lady Grey tea and nibbling on lemon bars.
Whilst reading his book on gardens, drinking tea, and eating a lemon, the man felt very blongle glonky.
by Cooper Glurkl February 23, 2019
Get the Blongle Glonky mug.The chick said something I did not believe to be true, so I dropped a glunk on her, and she started backpedaling like all get out.
by Sir Glunkalot September 29, 2011
Get the glunk mug.I've always used this word as "gross" + "chunky." I invented this word years ago to describe some nondescript cafeteria food. Looks like others invented a word with a similar definition.
"Honey, I appreciate you making your family's traditional prune and peanut habanero chili con carne yesterday, but the results were rather grunky."
by richpee November 23, 2007
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